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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New South Wales Waratahs fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Waratahs fans too.
Not really knowing what a New South Wales Waratahs fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception...a little girl has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Waratahs fan!" she reports.
"Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canterbury Crusaders fan!" the girl said.
The teacher is a little perturbed now...her face slightly red. She asks Lori why she is a Canterbury Crusaders fan.
"Well, my daddy and mommy are Crusaders fans ... so I'm a Crusaders fan too!" she responds.
The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mommy was a moron, and your daddy was an idiot ... what would you be then?"
Lori smiles and says..."Then I'd be a Waratahs fan!"