Sweden here I come.....

[Lucky13]

...and large snifter old bean, Terry's round, right?

 

[Readie]

We'll be waiting all day for a northerner to buy a round old bean.
Fancy a large Bombay Sapphire?

 

[Lucky13]

Carry on...double!

 

[Airframes]

What's all this then?
I'll have you know that, the further north you go (yes, there is life beyond Watford!), the more friendly and hospitable are the people. And we actually talk to strangers, and make them them welcome!
Of course, this is all to do with the more refined, laid-back way of life, in cleaner, fresher air, away from the rat race and 'keeping up with the Jones's', where we can see open countryside without having to travel half a day, and the predominant language is still English!
Oh, and we can drink water straight from the tap, without having to filter it - not that I'd know what it tastes like of course, with all the great beers we have in this civilised part of the World ................

 

[Lucky13]

Water?? That clear, tasteless, no bouquet or what you called it, much like certain.....beers?

 

[Airframes]

That's the stuff old chap. And remember what W.C. Fields said about it "Don't drink water - fish make love in it!".
Anyway, when they make beer, and whisky, they put water in it, so that'll do for me !!

 

[Lucky13]

That's plenty of water going in there old boot...

 

[vikingBerserker]

"In Wine there is wisdom, in Beer there is strength, in water, there is bacteria.........."
German Proverb

 

[Lucky13]

Breakfast with proper coffee......now, where's my rifle, feel like hunting something for dinner!!

 

[Readie]

What's all this then?
I'll have you know that, the further north you go (yes, there is life beyond Watford!), the more friendly and hospitable are the people. And we actually talk to strangers, and make them them welcome!
Of course, this is all to do with the more refined, laid-back way of life, in cleaner, fresher air, away from the rat race and 'keeping up with the Jones's', where we can see open countryside without having to travel half a day, and the predominant language is still English!
Oh, and we can drink water straight from the tap, without having to filter it - not that I'd know what it tastes like of course, with all the great beers we have in this civilised part of the World ................

Life beyond Watford? An industrial wasteland filled with slags heaps, endless crime ridden council estates, rain every day, gloomy inhabitants, the sound of Coronation street coming from every house ( well, those with tellys) and horrendous pies and gloopy beers. YUK.
I got a bit lost in Manchester looking for some scally flogging a Capri, every where I went there were groups of louts looking for an innocent southern boy to turn over. MAN bloody U posters, dereliction and closed shops. I felt quite depressed driving through Middleton.

Life south of Watford is a paradise of plenty, style, poise, clear blue skies, courage, commitment and importance.

Come south Terrance, you know it makes sense and no one will take the piss out of your northern accent either

 

[Readie]

Breakfast with proper coffee......now, where's my rifle, feel like hunting something for dinner!!

Christ Jan... is it that bad in Glasgow that you need a rifle when you go to the local chinky?

 

[Lucky13]

Other war zones/cities are sea side resorts, caravan parks, compared to Glasgow!

 

[Readie]

Other war zones/cities are sea side resorts, caravan parks, compared to Glasgow!

That is exactly why god put the northerners were we did to act as a buffer against the Scottish rabble for the southern English. Mind you we are nearer the continent...umm...Scots or continentals? There is only one way to find out

FIGHT

Oh, we have done that and won several times.

 

[Lucky13]

Just wait and see, should the Norsemen return, to have a look at their investments.....

Nice, quiet and all around good guys!

 

[Readie]

Just wait and see, should the Norsemen return, to have a look at their investments.....

Nice, quiet and all around good guys!

That's what history shows us. Apparent;y being slightly effeminate was quite acceptable in Norse society.

 

[Lucky13]

Of course old boy! Don't want today's football hooligans feel, you know....less....hmmm...more like choir boys....others, less impressing, expressions comes to mind you know...what would they have left..?
Oh dear, oh dear....can't have that, oh no, no, noooo...

 

[Lucky13]

Yip, it's that time of the year again, although, a tad later this year due to the blasted Commonwealth Games and Edinburgh Festival, but......on Monday, the 8th, we're bound for Sweden....

 

[Wayne Little]

Is the old country prepared for your arrival Jan......

...or is it still reeling from the last visit....?

 

[Vic Balshaw]

OMG………………..I was thinking of going there as well………………..best cancel……………!

Have a good one Jan.

 

[Wayne Little]