No, no and thrice no! I aint doin' it, never, ever, as long as I've got a hole in my ****!
You can all cajole, threaten, sweet talk, offer to buy me copious amounts of beer, even throw in a couple of Swedish blonde birds, or one or two of those from 'Breaking News', but I STILL won't budge!
After all, I have standards to maintain! (don't know what they are, but it sounds good!!)