NEWS REPORT
SUCMYNUT NEW JERSEY
WTHC REPORTING
Reuters Dated April 3rd, 2008
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Sucmynut (US)
Local residents of this sleepy little town were shocked when little Mike Hunt found his pet Chihuahua, Mr. Nubbs, dead outside his trailer, the apparent victim of a high powered rifle round.
Said the boys father, Mike Sr. "Whe all thaught da cat next doour was aktin kinda wierd of late..."
Area Law Officers are baffled by the incident, and are on the lookout for any suspicious activity. If anyone has information concerning this matter, please contact the Sherriffs Office at (213) 555-1922
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