Matt308
Glock Perfection
No, but I do have a bug up my backside.
TPBM is glad to see me post again.
TPBM is glad to see me post again.
The person below me (TPBM)
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cheddar cheese
Major General
Didn't realised you'd stopped
TPBM is a little too 'glad' to see Matt post again if you know what I mean
TPBM is a little too 'glad' to see Matt post again if you know what I mean
Not really, but hes a good guy...
TPBM want to mollest mat in some way or another
TPBM want to mollest mat in some way or another
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Hey this is getting a little close.
I refuse to discuss my personal peccadillos with the Forum.
TPBM is never going to hear Lanc's nicknames.
I refuse to discuss my personal peccadillos with the Forum.
TPBM is never going to hear Lanc's nicknames.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
kinda hard when the person below you IS lanc 
TPBM is wondering why CC asked about the spoon up the arsehole?
TPBM is wondering why CC asked about the spoon up the arsehole?
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Okay, I'll bite. Yes I am...now.
TPBM is going to tell me.
TPBM is going to tell me.
cheddar cheese
Major General
Nothing I say means anything. Its purely random.
TPBM wants a power button on their desk.
TPBM wants a power button on their desk.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Yes I do. Directly wired to sexual satisfaction.
TPBM has completed writing their Xmas cards.
TPBM has completed writing their Xmas cards.
Yes I have, and my shopping too.
TPBM is still going to cram it all in at the last minute.
TPBM is still going to cram it all in at the last minute.
Nonskimmer
Captain
Nope. Done.
TPBM traditionally gives sopositories as gifts to all their loved ones at Christmas.
TPBM traditionally gives sopositories as gifts to all their loved ones at Christmas.
Nope but I believe you are a fat red guy...
All TPBM wants for Christmas is there 2 front teeth.
All TPBM wants for Christmas is there 2 front teeth.
Nonskimmer
Captain
And a pony. 
TPBM sniffs their fingers after scratching their arse.
TPBM sniffs their fingers after scratching their arse.
And lick them too...
TPBM really does lick there fingers after scratching there arse...
TPBM really does lick there fingers after scratching there arse...
Matt308
Glock Perfection
No leaves corn stuck between my teeth.
TPBM really wishes that this thread did not focus so much on fecal humour.
TPBM really wishes that this thread did not focus so much on fecal humour.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
no, secretly i quite like it, but don't tell anyone.......
TPBM can see a christmas tree from their computer chair..........
TPBM can see a christmas tree from their computer chair..........
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Why yes I can. And quite beautiful really.
TPBM has an angel on the top of their Christmas tree.
TPBM has an angel on the top of their Christmas tree.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
unfortunately not, although i did try to put one of my small lancaster models up there...........
TPBM is matt, and upon it being matt will believe i have amazing powers to guess who will post next!
TPBM is matt, and upon it being matt will believe i have amazing powers to guess who will post next!
Matt308
Glock Perfection
You da man!
TPBM has an over inflated ego and a tiny winky.
TPBM has an over inflated ego and a tiny winky.
Nonskimmer
Captain
Well I'm not Matt, but I do love good poop humour.
TPBM just got off the can from a good dump.
Oh, and "no" to all that stuff Matt just said.
TPBM just got off the can from a good dump.
Oh, and "no" to all that stuff Matt just said.
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