The person below me (TPBM)

[Desert Fox]

*speechless*
TPBM is horrified at the thought of a moose knuckle

 

[Matt308]

speechless is a poor word for that I feel

TPBM likes boxers over briefs.

 

[102first_hussars]

I like boxers or briefs is correct


TPBM has a dog that just ate a bunch of chocolate and is trying to get it to induce vomiting

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope dont have a dog at the moment, but I am trying to induce feed my snake at the moment.

TPBM is slightly turned on by that statement.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Hell yeah...Makes me want a snake... (Might actually get one in th near future)

TPBM has such a wrong mind they can only read that as sexual innuendo.

 

[Matt308]

I guess so. I'm still trying to figure out how you combined being "turned on" and a "real snake" in the same sentence.

TPBM is deeply concerned with CC and his apparent sexual dysfunction.

 

[Chief]

No I'm a college boy and have heard worse.

TPBM wondering why we're talking about ugly people and the questioning of CC's sexual motives on Christmas.

 

[Nonskimmer]

No, not really. I just popped in for a minute while my coffee brews.

TPBM (if an adult) is still like a kid on Christmas morning.

 

[Matt308]

Yes I am.

TPBM knows how to use Healys and is willing to come teach my very frustrated son.

 

[Screaming Eagle]

I'm sorry I don't have the slightest idea

TPBM isnt recieving anything for christmas

 

[Matt308]

Not true. Got more than I needed. Healys are those damn shoes with a wheel in the back that you see kids using in airports. Or at least I do. They are basically one wheeled skates.

TPBM is still confused.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope I see kids in those things all the time.

TPBM wants to have a pair of those things.

 

[Matt308]

Nope I don't. My encounter with skates when I was 5 went like this. Put on skates. Fall on @ss. Tie pillow to backside. Fall on @ss. Take off skates. Soccer and wrestling was more my speed.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

TPBM wonders why the TPAM did not not enter in a TPBM thingie.

 

[Chief]

No I know trust me I know.

TPBM couldn't care less.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Your right I cant.

TPBM has burned there whole body in a tanning booth.

 

[Matt308]

Yeah I did when I was 17. Liked the receptionist chick too much I guess.

TPBM is wondering if Lanc will explain the technical differences between his tractor models.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

No dont really care about that either.

TPBM thinks that Lanc's tractor is sexy.

 

[Matt308]

Well Lanc may very well note that one of the differences in his tractor models is one is more sexy than the other. Wouldn't put it past him. He may very well hone in on the latest model having a sheepskin seat cover.

TPBM is wears an analog watch.

 

[Screaming Eagle]

I dont even wear watches, I have heaps but dont wear them.

TPBM is in the middle of a mid-life crisis.