The person below me (TPBM)

[the lancaster kicks ass]

not syscom

TPBM thinks if it's made by the UK it's the best

 

[cheddar cheese]

Pffffft bullshit, Italy all the way...


TPBM had to call the Fire Brigade when they got their weenie stuck in a vacuum cleaner during an experimental masturbation session...

 

[timshatz]

Hey, now that's a novel idea that I hadn't thought of, and with the wife preggers, it has merit!

TPBM believes that women should be obscene and not heard.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

given the cultural group to which the current object of my desire belongs i really am in no place to say

TPBM has been to Cornwall...........

 

[cheddar cheese]

...while forced at gunpoint and as a punshment for raping and murdering several thousand people.


TPBM is in denial about "de Nile"

 

[Gnomey]

Nope

TPBM is obsessed with a country he has no connection to...

 

[cheddar cheese]

Yeah I do quite like Finland actually.

TPBM enjoys being frisked at the airport.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

no, because i don't speak like a black man..........

TPBM invited Shakespeare into their house for a drink because he couldn't drink in his local, after all, he was bard

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

i was actually replying to CC's one about de nile but as it happens it almost still fits

 

[Gnomey]

Nope (and bad joke to go with it...).

TPBM really prefers cars to aeroplanes...

 

[cheddar cheese]

Damn straight I do, love of my life....

TPBM wants me naked with cream over my body.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

it was a great joke and no, i'm not a big fan of cars........

TPBM is eating a pizza, meaning we would have something else in common......

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

stop replying so damn quick, it's not good for the site with all 3 of us on

 

[cheddar cheese]

Fine ill leave you and youre new lover to chat it oveer

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

i was actually hinting to gnomey no doubt the shame of his inability to choose a suitable substance to balast the nose of a model P-38 will make him leave in shame.........

 

[Gnomey]

Nope I have no problems with it, anything is better than filling it with Nitrogen and Oxygen which it what it is like now...

 

[Matt308]

tpbm makes snap togethers. In 1/32nd scale no less.

 

[loomaluftwaffe]

no, i do 1/48 and 1/72 kits, not snap-ons

TPBM did it to an inanimate object

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

i most cirtainly have not

TPBM has slept with a member of their partner's family

 

[mosquitoman]

No, that's disgusting!
TPBM is drunkl whilst posting