The person below me (TPBM) (1 Viewer)

[Matt308]

I'm always drooling thinking of ice cold beer. Beautiful day and good morning buzz... [slap, slap, slap] ...oh right. I'm not in college any more.

TPBM gets so many emails in a day they can't keep up with them.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Nope, if I wanted one right now I would go and get one.

TPBM is an alcoholic.

 

[twoeagles]

Absolutely! I am making up for all those years I didn't drink before I turned 32.

TPBM understands 12 hours bottle to throttle...

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

That I do but then again I was brought up in the aviation world and was a crew member and do some private flying.

TPBM believes that flying drunk is okay.

 

[Matt308]

Only if you enjoy jail.

TPBM wishes that fake breasts were a thing of the past.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Never cared for fake breasts. But then again all of the women I have had had in my life had really nice ones that were real.

TPBM is not so fortunate. They are used to the aircraft carrier flight deck women.

 

[Screaming Eagle]

No I am not.

TPBM has a secret dream to ride an atomic bomb yelling out "Democracy has arrived bitches!!!"

 

[mkloby]

Funny scenario. But no - that is not a dream of mine.
Maybe I'll say "democracy has arrived bitches" while 22 marines are pouring out of the back of my MV-22.

TPBM will state the nicest FBO they've flown into.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Hmmm lets see I think the nicest one that I ever flew into was a small airfield in Linz, Austria. It was surrounded by the mountains and the ground crews were extremely friendly. They helped us fix a problem we with our external fuel tanks, refueled us and then also had us over for a nice BBQ since the weather was too bad for us to fly through the Alps.

TPBM does not know what an FBO is.

 

[Matt308]

Yeah, I do.

TPBM wonders how drop tanks work during maneuvering where the gravity vector is constantly changing.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

No I dont...

TPBM does not know the difference between AFMS and ESSS.

 

[Matt308]

Nope. Acronyms are typically manufacturer specific. And the military owns the rest.

TPBM wonders what prolonged (months) weightlessness would feel like.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I do actually and I think it would be kind of neat.

TPBM has never felt weightlessness.

 

[Aggie08]

No, but I have fallen down a lot and that kind of counts.

TPBM can't wait until space travel becomes affordable.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

That I agree with as well, until then Negative G maneuvers will have to do...

TPBM is afraid of flying.

 

[Screaming Eagle]

No, its very fun, especially take-off.

TPBM has done more than 200MPH in a car.

 

[mkloby]

No I have not. T/O is exciting??? Flying is the 2nd greatest thrill known to man. LANDING is number 1!!!

TPBM has had to report a hard landing to maintenance.

 

[Matt308]

Maybe if I was pilot. But alas... my ego only fits in a shoebox.

TPBM has eaten haggis.

 

[102first_hussars]

Yeah i have, i didnt like only because i dont like spicy food, thats all

TPBM

once saw his own grandmother in the shower

 

[Matt308]

No. But I did see her in her bedroom. Still bothers me.

TPBM will tell everyone what haggis is made out of.