Twist in the Tale - Pick your ENEMY's Airforce!

[cheddar cheese]

I was born like that, the person who shot at me missed

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

you were lucky then, how do you think the comically large blister on my foot was popped.............

 

[cheddar cheese]

With a special "Blister Popper 2000" bought off the JML channel for £4.99

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Wow now that you think of it though imagine what you would have looked like if you had been shot since the way you look now?

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

cheers alder..........

 

[cheddar cheese]

Wow now that you think of it though imagine what you would have looked like if you had been shot since the way you look now?

Things can only get better.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

no, not really

 

[cheddar cheese]

You do realise I was taking the piss outta myself there? By saying that youre implying that im perfect in every way and that its impossible for me to get better, only worse

 

[trackend]

Right lads I've had a think (yes I know that's put a strain on the last working brain cell)

My enemy's air force

Heavy bomber.... Handley Page Heyford Mk Ia (carrying 3,500lbs of Thunder flashes with manual fuses and one book of matches)

Medium bomber....Bloch MB 200 (mixed ordnance of amour piercing Escargot and delayed action Petit Pain.)

Fighter..........Curtiss P-36A (don't want too many guns do we)

Long range escort fighter.Messerschmidt l Me 163B-1a Komet with drop Jerry cans (5 galls a funnel of course )


Night fighter Grumman Model FF-2 Goblin (with a Torch spare batteries)

Ground attack....Goodyear Aircraft Corporation M-1 Blimp.



Transport ...........Tiger moth (with big webbing belt, pouches four brown paper Grocery bags)


Recon........Hamilcar G.A.L. 49 (carrying Kodak Box Brownie Corgi folding motorbike to return film to base)



Trainer ..... Avro Rota (Boxed without assembly manual or goggles or fuel or foot pump for the tyres.)

 

[Nonskimmer]

Ah, the versatility of the ol' Tiger Moth!

 

[cheddar cheese]

Brilliant! Most brilliant in fact!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

you've obviosly but allot of thought into that, most comical

 

[cheddar cheese]

Especially Long Range Escort and Ground Attack

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

loving the transport too........

 

[cheddar cheese]

The Trainer's pretty nifty

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

why do i get the feeling we're just gonna end up sayin we like each of them in turn??

 

[cheddar cheese]

Well I dont cos you just broke the chain

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

i was boored

 

[Concorde247]

Right lads I've had a think (yes I know that's put a strain on the last working brain cell)

My enemy's air force

Heavy bomber.... Handley Page Heyford Mk Ia (carrying 3,500lbs of Thunder flashes with manual fuses and one book of matches)

Medium bomber....Bloch MB 200 (mixed ordnance of amour piercing Escargot and delayed action Petit Pain.)

Fighter..........Curtiss P-36A (don't want too many guns do we)

Long range escort fighter.Messerschmidt l Me 163B-1a Komet with drop Jerry cans (5 galls a funnel of course )


Night fighter Grumman Model FF-2 Goblin (with a Torch spare batteries)

Ground attack....Goodyear Aircraft Corporation M-1 Blimp.



Transport ...........Tiger moth (with big webbing belt, pouches four brown paper Grocery bags)


Recon........Hamilcar G.A.L. 49 (carrying Kodak Box Brownie Corgi folding motorbike to return film to base)



Trainer ..... Avro Rota (Boxed without assembly manual or goggles or fuel or foot pump for the tyres.)

NICE ONE!!! the funniest so far!

 

[Concorde247]

Ok, after a lot of thought

Trainer: Bucker Bu 131 Jungmeister

Transport: JU 252

Heavy Bomber: Lancaster

Medium Bomber: B25 Mitchell

Ground Attack: Henschell HS123

NightFighter: Ju88

Reconaissance FW 189 Owl

Long Range Escort: P51 Mustang

Fighter: Bf 109K