*Cough* Anorak *Cough* No I cant talk. I have every episode of Top Gear from 1996 recorded on tape, as well as every Jeremy Clarkson video and every Top Gear mag since issue 38
Oh did you guys hear about the solicitor who opened a bank account under the name "Ian Revue" which when written quickly on a cheque looked like I. Revenue. He was found out and is now going to prison after getting £1m off the Inland
Also brilliant was: "Earlier this week Pope Benedict XVI moved into Pope Jean-Paul II's apartment. So once again a swift German occupation of a former Polish territory"