As the lovely Crippen pointed out, it's "up north" - it's the rail center of the north to be precise.
It's no trouble, I enjoy givin' anyone a laugh even at my own expense. And oh yes, I am polite first and foremost. Please, thank you, ladies first. It's just that I soon lose that when around the wonderful creations Doncaster brings towards me "Up for a shag, love!?" - erh, not with you thanks, I'm not THAT drunk.
'Ey, 'ey, 'ey, age is no object. It's the lady stood in front that matters. To the Trilogy where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I!
Boy, that's gonna get me in some trouble one day.