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I believe it would go something like this;

"I have come here today to inform you all of a grave problem that Europe, and the World, is suffering today. The problem I am refering to is the fact that you're all dicks!"
 
Whoopie... I dont think the English are better than Americans! ( I have to defend my country,) Because dont alot of British have bad dentists and most of your teeth are...ummm...Not very pleasant?
 
So it must be true that those Rednecks are livin' back in the freakin' stone age. Get a new stereotype of the English or, even better come over and tell us all we've got bad teeth so I can rip your throat out with mine.

Can't say I've ever seen a Redneck with a full set of teeth. All that inbreedin' does cause serious physical problems.
 
First, i apoligize for making that statement about British teeth. But Les is pissing me off big time. Like i said Les, your a bully who has a smart allec mouth. Im not afraid to get in a argument with you either.
 
Trouble is though - is that Les is Admin, been on the boards much longer than yourself, and has the backing of all the other staff.

For the record, I'm not terribly worried about Americans pointing up British stereotypes - if they've visited our island then they only mean it in jest, and nine times out of ten back it up with something positive to say as well, and if an American slags off the U.K and they haven't been here - well, what do they know?
 
I wasn't angry - I just had the good excuse to mock him. And we all know I hate you American scum. I saw a TV programme that said it was possible that the first Americans (of all time) could have come from Europe. Well isn't that a surprise, Europeans are scum too!
 
As Med pointed out, I don't matter at all in this as I'm only a Canadian. ( ) But if we can laugh in the face of mockery, anyone can!
Stereotypes?! You all wanna tell me about stereotypes?!

"Eh, hoos aboot some more back bacon, eh? Wouldn't want the pet beaver ta die o' starvation, eh? We may have ta bring 'im inta tha igloo fer the night, eh?".

C'maaawn!

Hell, we don't even take ourselves seriously half the time. We're just ignorant and isolated up here in all this arctic tundra y'know.
Come on fellas, I know there's a little Canuck in all of ya!
 
I have straightened -38 out with a PM... We shall not disgrace this forum with mindless insulting banter...

Oh and BTW, I hate everyone... I dont discern between English and French and Canadian and Russian and Finnish and German and Japanese....

British teeth, French body odor, Canadian nipple hair, German bad breath...

I HATE U ALL AND WISH A THOUSAND DEATHS UPON EVERY STINKING ONE OF U!!!!!

USA! USA! USA! USA!
 
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