In 365 days last year we had the rescue Heli out exactly 3 times for incidents.
Last three days.
1. Motorbike goes high speed through town, we all heard him red lining the bloody thing through the 50 Kph (30mph) zone. 5 minutes later we were getting out of the ditch beside the 90 degree bend where he and bike went splat. How many bones can you break in one effort. Enough to drive a leg bone out through thick leather padded bike pants.
2. Way down the way at a remote beach, guy rock fishing takes a 4 metre face plant into the rocks and gets found a few minutes later by walkers floating face down. Pulled out CPR and a passing boat waved down to get him to a local beach. Full attendance and blah blah until we rolled him out in the Ambulance to where the Rescue Heli can land and casevac.
3. Today, Full cardiac arrest out on the water, meet the boat at the boat ramp and hook up defibrilator etc and oxygen blah blah, Rescue Heli standing by near the boat ramp for the casevac as soon as we had him stabilised.
What the F@ck is this?
Just because it is holiday season, you stupid knobbers can go find somewehre else to croak. STAY AT HOME AND DIE IN SILENCE.
Last three days.
1. Motorbike goes high speed through town, we all heard him red lining the bloody thing through the 50 Kph (30mph) zone. 5 minutes later we were getting out of the ditch beside the 90 degree bend where he and bike went splat. How many bones can you break in one effort. Enough to drive a leg bone out through thick leather padded bike pants.
2. Way down the way at a remote beach, guy rock fishing takes a 4 metre face plant into the rocks and gets found a few minutes later by walkers floating face down. Pulled out CPR and a passing boat waved down to get him to a local beach. Full attendance and blah blah until we rolled him out in the Ambulance to where the Rescue Heli can land and casevac.
3. Today, Full cardiac arrest out on the water, meet the boat at the boat ramp and hook up defibrilator etc and oxygen blah blah, Rescue Heli standing by near the boat ramp for the casevac as soon as we had him stabilised.
What the F@ck is this?
Just because it is holiday season, you stupid knobbers can go find somewehre else to croak. STAY AT HOME AND DIE IN SILENCE.