What Annoyed You Today? (11 Viewers)

Ongoing pain and stiffness - day 19 of not being able to move. It's really pi**ing me off !
 
I just don't get why people watch those shows.
 
My feet are killing me!!! Started walking in the park again a couple days ago and my left foot is a nice bright red next the little piggie and hurts like he!!.

Time to get a pair of Herman Munster size boots and line them with an inch or two of foam padding.
 
Once again, the human race at large has succeeded in ruining my morning...
 
So that's why I was at animal shelter with all of my "Bark Angels" today!!!!!!!!!!!!! They love me more than any one I know and they're a d*mn sight smarter too.
 
I grew up around German Shepherds...love them to death, but to be honest, I am a cat person.

Think about it: cats are bastards. Deep down inside they hate everyone, they refuse to "perform for their masters", they are devious, they pattern their day around eating and sleeping, they will put on a show of being "cute and fuzzy" and then unleash claws and teeth when you're least expecting it.

A person could do well to learn from these role models! :evil4:
 
I grew up around German Shepherds...love them to death, but to be honest, I am a cat person.

Think about it: cats are bastards. Deep down inside they hate everyone, they refuse to "perform for their masters", they are devious, they will put on a show of being "cute and fuzzy" and then unleash claws and teeth when you're least expecting it.

A person could do well to learn from these role models! :evil4:
AKA Hillary Clinton.
 
AKA Hillary Clinton.


Dang it, I was going to mention my Ex's but you beat me to the draw!
 
Think about it: cats are bastards. Deep down inside they hate everyone, they refuse to "perform for their masters", they are devious, they pattern their day around eating and sleeping, they will put on a show of being "cute and fuzzy" and then unleash claws and teeth when you're least expecting it.
:evil4:

Jeez, for a minute there I though you were describing my ex-girlfriend:shock:
 
W*nkers, c*nts, b*wbags, sheepsh*gging b*st*rds, monkeysp*nking inbred f*cking pr*cks....that's all I've got to say in the matter, rant over! Where's my beer and bacon?
 
W*nkers, c*nts, b*wbags, sheepsh*gging b*st*rds, monkeysp*nking inbred f*cking pr*cks....that's all I've got to say in the matter, rant over! Where's my beer and bacon?
Come on man, stop holding back...tell us how you really feel :lol:
 

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