Why bacon is the most important food that has ever existed...

[Zipper730]

I was figuring hot-smoker...

 

[fubar57]

 

[Wurger]

 

[fubar57]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[fubar57]

 

[GrauGeist]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[fubar57]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Zipper730]

There is a love for bacon on this forum that transcends the typical love of bacon. I'm a typical bacon guy, even despite thinking of buying a hot smoker

 

[fubar57]

 

[Bucksnort101]

OK, so this past Saturday I was too lazy to cook dinner for myself so I went to subway to order a sandwich. One guy in line in front of me and he ordered a BLT on flatbread. I missed the the first part of the response from the Subway employee, but heard him state three words I have never heard in the same sentence, and for the rest of my life will most likely never hear again in the same sentence. What were those three words uttered by the Subway guy, you ask,

"I hate Bacon"

That boy ain't right in the head.

 

[Gnomey]

Totally not right in the head...

 

[herman1rg]

Subway guy is delusional and needs hospital treatment immediately

 

[Lucky13]

Fact!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Zipper730]

What were those three words uttered by the Subway guy, you ask,

"I hate Bacon"

Strange, so few people dislike bacon. Vegans have been scouring the world for a substitute, turkey has been used for the health-nut, the dieter, orthodox Jews, and Muslims.

View attachment 502339Fact!

I didn't really hear much of what you said I was just looking at her perfect bubble-butt...

 

[GrauGeist]

OK, so this past Saturday I was too lazy to cook dinner for myself so I went to subway to order a sandwich. One guy in line in front of me and he ordered a BLT on flatbread. I missed the the first part of the response from the Subway employee, but heard him state three words I have never heard in the same sentence, and for the rest of my life will most likely never hear again in the same sentence. What were those three words uttered by the Subway guy, you ask,

"I hate Bacon"

That boy ain't right in the head.

So in essence, the guy ordered lettuce and tomato on flatbread?

Why didn't he just order a dang salad instead of wasting everyone's time?