Love it ! Obviously, that AN2 'Guppy' is only carrying a baby Hippocroccofrog, generally refered to as a 'slapette'. The growth develoment of the Hippocroccofrog goes through three distinct phases after the age of 12 years.:-
Stage 1. 'Slapette'. During this phase, which last approixmately 3 to 4 years, the young creature is under training, usually supervised by its mother, or perhaps a slightly older peer.
Stage 2. 'Slapper'. This stage is normally achieved around the age of 15, when the developing creature, having attended the Central Academy for Chavs, exhibits all the main attributes of the true 'dog', and is alrerady at the stage of being a 'Two Bagger'. Main distinguishing features are the eyes which appear to be pinned back, and a heavy smear of facial cosmetics.
Stage 3. 'Hippocroccofrog'. The creature is now fully developed, extremely corpulent, can drink a Battalion of Paras under the table, and is fully able to clear a room just by turning around to glance at the bar. It's song is that of the Klaxon, and can whither a fully grown Oak.
The fully grown, and qualified, Hippocroccofrog is immediately recognisable, not just by its immense size and hideous countenance, but also by its ability to wear ridiculous clothing, normally short leggings and high-heeled shoes, which were very obviously designed for a much, much smaller frame, and regretably expose immense amounts of flab, very often obscured by tatoos, in all the wrong places.
They often hunt in threes, with the third member occasionally not being a Hippocroccofrog, but a taller, thinner, less offensive-looking creature, although with a face like a smacked ar*e and a high-pitched, screeching song. This relative to the geneaoligical family is known as the Girrafeagator.