...and All is alright with the World.

[Readie]

...and after all that poetic nonsense...

Jerusalem poetic nonsense?

 

[yulzari]

When England regains independence (within the EU) then we can have 'Jerusalem' John.

In the words of Harold II's Housecarls at Senlac, "Ut! Ut! Godemite! Olicrosse!"

 

[michaelmaltby]

Poetic nonsense, indeed, ... and from the West Point choir .... for shame, Matt308, , for shame


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yaxVYNGaUU

 

[Njaco]

Jethro Tull from "Broadsword and the Beast" 1982

You have to read the comments underneath. Some dopes think this song is about the Nazis! UUuggghhh.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu-RFt-3zg8

 

[michaelmaltby]

"....Some dopes think this song is about the Nazis! "

Some dopes think all white men are nazis .... ....

 

[Readie]

'When England regains independence (within the EU) then we can have 'Jerusalem' John.'

Wouldn't that be a thing... just England.

 

[Readie]

Moving swiftly on....

I have been marinading bacon over the last couple of days.

Piri Piri

A selection of Indian spices and a tikka paste.

Tomorrow's breakfast is the great experiment
Stand by for custard pie men....

 

[Njaco]

Leave it to India to ruin a good pork product........

 

[Readie]

Eh?... you boys smother bacon in maple syrup.
and other 'country delights'

 

[Lucky13]

The only thing better than bacon, is more bacon.....

 

[Bucksnort101]

Eh?... you boys smother bacon in maple syrup.
and other 'country delights'

No I do not, the only thing that touches my bacon are my teeth. Om Nom Nom Nom!!!

 

[Lucky13]

Could this be something, ww2aircraft.net Bacon of the Month Club?

Maybe time to change avatar....

 

[Njaco]

Artisan bacon? WTF???? What, they have a cross-stitch marble texture????

 

[yulzari]

Your task for today is to say 'beer can' without sounding like you are ordering a Jamaican breakfast.

 

[meatloaf109]

Jerusalem poetic nonsense?

I only know two bits of poetry.
(Ahem), "Over the lips and past the gums, look out stomach, here she comes!"
And,
"There once was a man from Nantucket....."

 

[Matt308]

Amen, brother. Poetry is overrated like fooking religion.

I mean honestly. Ever listen to people reading that shite? It's atrocious.

And to properly correct you, Meat, the actual saying is:

We pour this booze,
And we drink this booze,
Because we think it's yummy,
So over the tongue,
And down our throat,
To party in our tummy!

 

[meatloaf109]

Honestly,...
The pure poetry of that brings tears to my eyes....
Thank you.
I am only sorry that I can't give you bacon for that!
I wasted my daily bacon earlier.
Sorry.

 

[Matt308]

[kicks Meat in the teeth]

 

[GrauGeist]

 

[wuzak]

I just stumbled across this thread, and reading the OP reminded me of my US trip last year.

In one of the hotels I stayed in (in San Antonio, IIRC) the room service menu had this delight:

Now, I love cheesecake. And had some delightful samples while in the US. But deep fried cheesecake?

So, how would such a thing look? Thank goodness for youtube.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI

I could feel myself going into diabetic ketoacidosis just watching that!