...and All is alright with the World.

[yulzari]

What do they do about sex in Ballymena? They have tea about sex.

All right, I'm going.

 

[Airframes]

I thought sex was what posh people have their coal delivered in - "Just three sex today please". I'm gone ............

 

[Readie]

Terrance, I am slightly concerned (only slightly you understand old boy) that the young American colonials have all gone tonto...

Icehole, Azz's,corksuckers, cornholes and references to get one up the Gary Glitter in Deliverance.... Have the Soviets put something in their water supply?

 

[Njaco]

Feck!

 

[Lucky13]

Not their water, but their bacon supply.....not having water one can deal with, just look at Londoninum back in the day, dirty and unhealthy water, what did one drink.....beer, but...being without bacon....one does shiver by the mere thought!

 

[GrauGeist]

Dunno, that might be backwards.

I'll get testy if there's no bacon available, but if there's no beer on hand, there will be trouble...

 

[Gnomey]

Never a truer word...

 

[gumbyk]

A quick Math problem...

 

[Readie]

Bacon... ummm.

Before I joined the forum, bacon was a simple thing that we kept in the fridge and enjoyed with fried eggs.
Now the satanic power of the rasher has invaded my house, family and thought process... bacon in stews, bacon sarnies, a pile of bacon with baked
beans, grilling, frying, rolling it up to oven bake....

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon... whop whoop wibble my old mans a mushrom...

I have shown my lad how to fry smoked bacon to crispy perfection in an onion bagel.

What have you all done to me

 

[Airframes]

It was no rash decision John. We streaked back to you, in a cloud of wood smoke, with the sizzling thought to make things crisply clear - you've been baconized !

 

[Lucky13]

....and of course, for the person who has everything!

 

[Matt308]

Behold the Power of Bacon... it will even make you watch ugly giant women play basketball.

University entices fans to arena with free bacon | KING5.com Seattle

 

[GrauGeist]

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[Lucky13]

 

[Readie]

Friends, we are joined by bacon

Do you think its an age thing ?

 

[Lucky13]

Aged bacon is like fine malt whisky or good quality beer, for those that don't like the water of life...

 

[Airframes]

It's even spreading to the French wine-producing areas - Bacon Rouge, Nuit St. Bacon, Chateu Baconage .......... and the BBC, British Bacon Confederation ...... BP, Bacon Producers, BNP, Bacon National Party ................... and it's even been Knighted, Sir Francis Bacon, a Derbyshire town has changed its name to Bacon and .... I'll get me coat

 

[Lucky13]

I'm sure that you'll get bacon that....

 

[Readie]

It's even spreading to the French wine-producing areas - Bacon Rouge, Nuit St. Bacon, Chateu Baconage .......... and the BBC, British Bacon Confederation ...... BP, Bacon Producers, BNP, Bacon National Party ................... and it's even been Knighted, Sir Francis Bacon, a Derbyshire town has changed its name to Bacon and .... I'll get me coat

I tried to 'bacon you' Terry as that post made me smile bu,t some miserable bastard box thing says I have used 'like', 'bacon' too many times in 24 hours....
Boooooo
Down with the bacon police

 

[Wayne Little]

tonights episode of BONES, featured......Bacon Lubricant!!!