...and All is alright with the World.

[Readie]

:By jove... has our secret leaked out?
Did the spy's in space see the vapour?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.......

 

[Njaco]

 

[VBF-13]

:By jove... has our secret leaked out?
Did the spy's in space see the vapour?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.......

You were ratted out. I can't tell you by whom, I don't rat on my bacon-loving friends.

 

[vikingBerserker]

Meanwhile at NSA Headquarters............

"Yes, there is a small group @ ww2aircraft.net plotting something called "Bacon", should we send in the drones????"

 

[Njaco]

"Frying Pan One to Frying Pan Two...Check your fire!"

 

[VBF-13]

"Frying Pan One to Frying Pan Two...Check your fire!"

Angela Merkel, here. Sorry, you got the wrong number.

 

[Njaco]

I see a new "Like" button. OMG, what have I done???????

 

[Airframes]

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Ah Ha! just today, a rather attractive blonde has moved into the apartment across the road from my house. I'm off to the shop to buy some bacon .............

 

[Lucky13]

I overdid the bacon bagel this morning.

Toasted bagel, butter, the unmentionable thing that begins with 'm' and 8 rashers....

I have been farting all day... and Mrs R is not amused

Clearly not as amused as you are!

 

[Lucky13]

Oh Kermit, you always crack me up.

Something that Ms. Piggy would say, while Kermit is eating bacon....crackalacking!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Readie]

Just like Tesco pork/bacon/bangers etc etc... full of water

 

[mikewint]

Why else:

 

[Njaco]

THE MEANING OF LIFE.


Thank you so much Mike. Thank you. thank you............................thank.................

 

[Gnomey]

When all else fails, there is always bacon...

 

[Readie]

Indeed, our economies crumble, society is falling apart, we're fighting half the world seemingly without end but, we have tea, bacon and a cheerful disposition to see us through.

 

[yulzari]

Well tea anyway.

 

[Bucksnort101]

 

[GrauGeist]

Well tea anyway.

Or coffee...

 

[Readie]

Or coffee...

Not the same I'm afraid, No empire was built on coffee old bean -)), Tea, the national loaf,rum gin, bovril and the humble potato has sustained generations of victorious Britons.
But, most of all its a pleasant drink that if one should refuse the offer of a cuppa, you would be considered a subversive, a dog hater, or worse of all.. foreign.

Perhaps Immigration policy should include 'tea drinking' as well as being able to sing all the verses of 'God save the Queen'...