Well old chap, after your outstanding generosity earlier today, I really shouldn't take the p*ss, or 'gazump' your claim to fame.
But then, why spoil the habit to which I have grown accustomed?
I've allowed you a few hours grace - so, back to normal, and here goes !
This, as anyone with even a modicum of good taste will be sure to agree, is far superior to your somewhat tacky, 'Barbie Pink', screen-printed, pressed-tin apology for a badge, and, please note, it was given to me by a rather attractive, blonde, female admirer.
Golly gosh, it's sometimes so difficult being so darned perfect ...........