.....and the winner of Member of The Year 2013 is....

[Njaco]

Hear spot of jealousy I am....

 

[Lucky13]

After nearly 30,000 posts, I'm bound to pick up something, on this wonderful forum....

 

[Airframes]

It won't work you know, old chap. You still won't get free bacon !

 

[Lucky13]

I'll drink to...wait...what!?

 

[Airframes]

Sizzzzle !

 

[Gnomey]

It won't work you know, old chap. You still won't get free bacon !

Well he might, it would just be turkey bacon...

 

[Airframes]

fried in Hippocroccofrog fat !

 

[Lucky13]

Isn't that poisonous?

 

[Wayne Little]

curiosity says.....Try it and tell us Jan...

 

[Airframes]

Is there a Doctor in the house - maybe Hugh can pop over to Glasgow, to see if Jan's still living.

 

[Gnomey]

I'd rather not get too close to the turkey bacon and Hippocroccofrog fat thanks. That and I don't really want to go to Glasgow...

 

[Njaco]

Drop-Bear flambe with a nice hollandaise sauce....

 

[vikingBerserker]

Have you ever stepped out of a conversation for a few minutes, returned and have no idea what the heck happened?????

 

[Lucky13]

We're talking about my awesomeness and my latest.....

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[Airframes]

Good grief ................

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Airframes]

Bet you haven't got a badge wot says 'Perfect' though!
Looks just like an old, English school's Prefects badge, and comes in a case with gold-leaf title 'For someone who is Perfect'. Got one from an attractive female admirer, don't you know!

 

[Lucky13]

Well, I didn't wanna rub it in, but....

 

[Airframes]

That is a rather cheap and nasty, tacky-looking badge, and it only states 'practically' perfect - so there!
I shall post a wonderful, colour image of my rather handsome, gilt-edged, enamel, quality badge later .......... once I've cleaned the dust off it!