.....and the winner of Member of The Year 2013 is....
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Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
Jan, you forgot this one.....
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GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
Or perhaps "Peter-freakin'-Pan"?Now he thinks he's Mary Poppens....
Well he certainly has never grown up (mentally at least)...
Airframes
Benevolens Magister
Well old chap, after your outstanding generosity earlier today, I really shouldn't take the p*ss, or 'gazump' your claim to fame.
But then, why spoil the habit to which I have grown accustomed?
I've allowed you a few hours grace - so, back to normal, and here goes !
This, as anyone with even a modicum of good taste will be sure to agree, is far superior to your somewhat tacky, 'Barbie Pink', screen-printed, pressed-tin apology for a badge, and, please note, it was given to me by a rather attractive, blonde, female admirer.
Golly gosh, it's sometimes so difficult being so darned perfect ...........
But then, why spoil the habit to which I have grown accustomed?
I've allowed you a few hours grace - so, back to normal, and here goes !
This, as anyone with even a modicum of good taste will be sure to agree, is far superior to your somewhat tacky, 'Barbie Pink', screen-printed, pressed-tin apology for a badge, and, please note, it was given to me by a rather attractive, blonde, female admirer.
Golly gosh, it's sometimes so difficult being so darned perfect ...........
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Lucky13
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Cough...cough...co-bullish*t-ugh...cough...
As it may, I've the seen the pic of this aforementioned 'blonde' and by the looks of it, she, if it was a she, was 78, onelegged with one glasseye, wig and was your auntie.....or uncle, hard to tell by the 'beard'....
As it may, I've the seen the pic of this aforementioned 'blonde' and by the looks of it, she, if it was a she, was 78, onelegged with one glasseye, wig and was your auntie.....or uncle, hard to tell by the 'beard'....
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Benevolens Magister
Muppet!
You were looking at a mirror at the time - you stupid boy!
She's actually thirty seven (now), attractive, divorced, relatively wealthy - and owns a bacon farm!
You were looking at a mirror at the time - you stupid boy!
She's actually thirty seven (now), attractive, divorced, relatively wealthy - and owns a bacon farm!
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
<PERK> So, speaking of her phone number...................
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Lucky13
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I've got a 1/32 Wildcat here with your name it....
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Benevolens Magister
<PERK> So, speaking of her phone number...................
David, she's also a Black Belt in Tae Kwan Do - but her 'phone number (if you want to risk it!) is 213 15 14. Now see if you can get hold of an Enigma machine, to crack the code!
Jan - watch it, you're pushing your luck !
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Lucky13
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Like you're pushing that 'blonde' of yours?
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
If anybody is gonna do any "pushing" it'll be you two blokes pushing the bacon cart. Get cracking - the back 40 needs to be harvested before sundown!
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Benevolens Magister
Fortunately, she lives too far away now, since she moved, last year, from Oxfordshire to Devon.
So no risk of the usual stuff happening, when 'they' become all possesive, want to change you, keep tidying up the house so that you can't find anything, complain if you go to the pub, complain if you don't go to the pub etc - need I say more?
A nice, safe, distant relationship !
So no risk of the usual stuff happening, when 'they' become all possesive, want to change you, keep tidying up the house so that you can't find anything, complain if you go to the pub, complain if you don't go to the pub etc - need I say more?
A nice, safe, distant relationship !
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Lucky13
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That's when the awesomeness of the Wildcat comes in!
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Benevolens Magister
Somebody smack him please !
