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lesofprimus
Brigadier General
Ok the goat story......
Me and a few of the guys are on some well needed R&R liberty in Brussels, Belgium, after some workup ops with NATO...... We had been goin hard for the last 4 weeks or so....
We had a few purple beers as we like to call em.. They mix 3-4 different beers from different taps and it looks purple....... One glass = about a six pack of piss-ass Budwieser.....
So we're pretty much in the right state of mind....... Well, here we are walking down this little side road outside of town and low and behold, this blond comes walking down towards us with a goat on a rope......
Now, at this time, that was the LAST thing I expected to see.....
One of the guys, Carl, starts talkin to her, and it turns out that she is a performer.... Through translation, it turns out that she has a small little stage set up at her apartment where she puts on shows for about $1.50 per person......
What does she do in the show??? Carl wont tell us, but he's laughin his ass off... All he says, over and over, is "We have GOT to do this..."
We end up following her for about 5 blocks or so, and come to her apartment... There are 10 chairs set up in front of this little stage made of wood...
And then the show began...
Do I actually have to say what happened???
Lets put it this way.... Its called the GOAT STORY, and it was THE GOAT SHOW... And I never heard a goat have an orgasm before, but I'll never forget that sound.......
Sorta like the same thing that people say who hear a Bigfoot/Sasquatch roar......
I looked for 15 minutes and FOUND a pic of it and her, and scanned it for ur viewing....
****WARNING***** There is NO graphic nudity or beastiality involved in this picture.... Sorry guys......
Me and a few of the guys are on some well needed R&R liberty in Brussels, Belgium, after some workup ops with NATO...... We had been goin hard for the last 4 weeks or so....
We had a few purple beers as we like to call em.. They mix 3-4 different beers from different taps and it looks purple....... One glass = about a six pack of piss-ass Budwieser.....
So we're pretty much in the right state of mind....... Well, here we are walking down this little side road outside of town and low and behold, this blond comes walking down towards us with a goat on a rope......
Now, at this time, that was the LAST thing I expected to see.....
One of the guys, Carl, starts talkin to her, and it turns out that she is a performer.... Through translation, it turns out that she has a small little stage set up at her apartment where she puts on shows for about $1.50 per person......
What does she do in the show??? Carl wont tell us, but he's laughin his ass off... All he says, over and over, is "We have GOT to do this..."
We end up following her for about 5 blocks or so, and come to her apartment... There are 10 chairs set up in front of this little stage made of wood...
And then the show began...
Do I actually have to say what happened???
Lets put it this way.... Its called the GOAT STORY, and it was THE GOAT SHOW... And I never heard a goat have an orgasm before, but I'll never forget that sound.......
Sorta like the same thing that people say who hear a Bigfoot/Sasquatch roar......
I looked for 15 minutes and FOUND a pic of it and her, and scanned it for ur viewing....
****WARNING***** There is NO graphic nudity or beastiality involved in this picture.... Sorry guys......
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Nonskimmer
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Ah, like the Donkey shows in Curacao and Aruba. 
Gross, yet funny as hell at the same time.
Gross, yet funny as hell at the same time.
FLYBOYJ
"THE GREAT GAZOO"
Nonskimmer said:Ah, like the Donkey shows in Curacao and Aruba.
Gross, yet funny as hell at the same time.
Don't forget the Okinawa "Banana Show."
Nonskimmer
Captain
Never been to Okinawa, but I've seen the banana shows in Amsterdam and Hamburg. 
Candles too. Some weird stuff.
Candles too. Some weird stuff.
FLYBOYJ
"THE GREAT GAZOO"
Nonskimmer said:Never been to Okinawa, but I've seen the banana shows in Amsterdam and Hamburg.
Candles too. Some weird stuff.
Yep, especially when someone catches a 20 foot "launch" and eats it!
evangilder
"Shooter"
Not something that I would expect in Belgium, Les. What a trip!
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
Yup.... On all accounts.......
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
It definatly was a day the will go down in the Degenerate Encyclopedia for sure.... Surely surpassed the Donkey show I saw in Mexico.... That damn goat bleating like that........ Jesus...
What was sad was this chick had sex and oral with this goat for $10.50....... 7 guys at a $1.50 a pop.......
Sad sad world we live in.......
What was sad was this chick had sex and oral with this goat for $10.50....... 7 guys at a $1.50 a pop.......
Sad sad world we live in.......
Nonskimmer
Captain
Yeah, it is.
reddragon
Airman 1st Class
I felt an obligation to serve and I tried to join but was turned down by the army, air force, and even the national guard. I've had diabetes since I was 10. I told them that most of those in service aren't on the front line and there are many things I could do even if I wasn't allowed in a combat position but I was still turned down.
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
Try the Coast Guard... Those bunch of Pond-Pussies will accept anyone.....
FLYBOYJ
"THE GREAT GAZOO"
lesofprimus said:
Don't forget "Pier Queer!"
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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cheddar cheese
Major General
Id never join the coast guard. Oh well, whatever floats your boat (Sorry, that was the best I could come up with )
(Sorry, that was the best I could come up with )
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
hang your head in shame.......
How about Wynona Ryder and her ping pong ball show?!
Anyhow today my Division just had our welcome home ceremony from Iraq. 40,000 soldiers there (2500 of them having to stand in formation and march, thank god I was not one of them. I was standing on the side drinking german beer). Here are some pictures. After the ceremony they had a big German fest tent set up with beer and live bands. There were rides for teh kids and stuff it was not bad, but I decided I did not want to stay out and drink too much so I came home.
Anyhow today my Division just had our welcome home ceremony from Iraq. 40,000 soldiers there (2500 of them having to stand in formation and march, thank god I was not one of them. I was standing on the side drinking german beer). Here are some pictures. After the ceremony they had a big German fest tent set up with beer and live bands. There were rides for teh kids and stuff it was not bad, but I decided I did not want to stay out and drink too much so I came home.
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Nonskimmer
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Cool.
evangilder
"Shooter"
Good stuff!
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