Matt308
Glock Perfection
Hehehe. I wish I could sleep like that. Out like a light. Close your eyes and tomorrow it becomes.
Baby's on his/her way
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Matt308
Glock Perfection
Oh and mkloby, you averse to vomit, feces or both. You gotta be intolerant to one or the other. Once Matt gets off the teat and starts solid food...GAME ON!!!
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mkloby
Senior Master Sergeant
I think it's going to be the poop that gets me. Right now his diapers don't really smell... He does pee on me on a pretty much daily basis though.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Been there. Don't let the wet diaper off that bad boy. Cold air means weapons are not safe and friendly fire is likely.
Don't let the wet diaper off that bad boy. Cold air means weapons are not safe and friendly fire is likely.
Bingo, same with females. Once that cold air hits, it's like a land mine. It just goes off. Put a wash cloth in front of the "gun" when you take the diaper off to catch the "random fire".
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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anyone would thin analolgies like these are the only reason they have kids, i'll et they do the "watch the plane fly into the hangar" too
anyone would thin analolgies like these are the only reason they have kids, i'll et they do the "watch the plane fly into the hangar" too
Haven't gotten to that level yet. Still workin' the teat in my end of the world. But when the time comes, and if it works, I'll use all the anologies possible. Every day is different.
BTW- You meant feeding the kid with your analogy, right? Not a different bird and a different hanger (which got us in the predicament in the first place).
Erich
the old Sage
ah a Celtic cross on your right arm eh ? ........ excellent, my relatives would be proud !
handsome young chap you have there and many congrats to you and your lovely wife Matt. Enjoy the times with the young one as he will grow quickly to be a cowboy, then a warrior, a king and hopefully a sage .....
From an Opa
handsome young chap you have there and many congrats to you and your lovely wife Matt. Enjoy the times with the young one as he will grow quickly to be a cowboy, then a warrior, a king and hopefully a sage .....
From an Opa
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mkloby
Senior Master Sergeant
ah a Celtic cross on your right arm eh ? ........ excellent, my relatives would be proud !
handsome young chap you have there and many congrats to you and your lovely wife Matt. Enjoy the times with the young one as he will grow quickly to be a cowboy, then a warrior, a king and hopefully a sage .....
From an Opa
Thanks
You're damn right a Celtic Cross! Need to find a time to get another tat on my left arm...
pbfoot
1st Lieutenant
Mine just uttered its first word not mama nor dada but bye with a wave attached i hope shes not hinting at the near future
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mkloby
Senior Master Sergeant
Mine just uttered its first word not mama nor dada but bye with a wave attached i hope shes not hinting at the near future
I can't wait for all that stuff...
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
I'm late but congratulations on your baby Kloby Jr.!!! It is a true blessing!!!
Mine just uttered its first word not mama nor dada but bye with a wave attached i hope shes not hinting at the near future
That is very cool. And kinda spooky.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
And don't wish away the younger years. Man they go FAST!
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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mkloby
Senior Master Sergeant
I meant first giggle, crawling, first word, first step...
pbfoot
1st Lieutenant
yhe first thing that impressed me was when she figured out she had one hand then the other then the appendages on the bottom not that she knew what they were for
pbfoot, when did that happen? Curious, I want to know what's coming.
pbfoot
1st Lieutenant
if i can recall at about 3-4 months the thing I found out is don't waste money on toys because just about every object is a toy which they seen to find more pleasure in then the purchased ones and just about every thing finds its way into the mouth . Mine stopped the soother at about 10 months crawling at 10 walking at 11 . yesterday was her 1st and she went for her first toboggan ride without helmet
