Baby's on his/her way

[Matt308]

Hehehe. I wish I could sleep like that. Out like a light. Close your eyes and tomorrow it becomes.

 

[Matt308]

Oh and mkloby, you averse to vomit, feces or both. You gotta be intolerant to one or the other. Once Matt gets off the teat and starts solid food...GAME ON!!!

 

[mkloby]

I think it's going to be the poop that gets me. Right now his diapers don't really smell... He does pee on me on a pretty much daily basis though.

 

[Matt308]

Been there.

Don't let the wet diaper off that bad boy. Cold air means weapons are not safe and friendly fire is likely.

 

[timshatz]

Been there.

Don't let the wet diaper off that bad boy. Cold air means weapons are not safe and friendly fire is likely.

Bingo, same with females. Once that cold air hits, it's like a land mine. It just goes off. Put a wash cloth in front of the "gun" when you take the diaper off to catch the "random fire".

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

anyone would thin analolgies like these are the only reason they have kids, i'll et they do the "watch the plane fly into the hangar" too

 

[timshatz]

anyone would thin analolgies like these are the only reason they have kids, i'll et they do the "watch the plane fly into the hangar" too

Haven't gotten to that level yet. Still workin' the teat in my end of the world. But when the time comes, and if it works, I'll use all the anologies possible. Every day is different.

BTW- You meant feeding the kid with your analogy, right? Not a different bird and a different hanger (which got us in the predicament in the first place).

 

[Erich]

ah a Celtic cross on your right arm eh ? ........ excellent, my relatives would be proud !

handsome young chap you have there and many congrats to you and your lovely wife Matt. Enjoy the times with the young one as he will grow quickly to be a cowboy, then a warrior, a king and hopefully a sage .....

From an Opa

 

[mkloby]

ah a Celtic cross on your right arm eh ? ........ excellent, my relatives would be proud !

handsome young chap you have there and many congrats to you and your lovely wife Matt. Enjoy the times with the young one as he will grow quickly to be a cowboy, then a warrior, a king and hopefully a sage .....

From an Opa

Thanks You're damn right a Celtic Cross! Need to find a time to get another tat on my left arm...

 

[pbfoot]

Mine just uttered its first word not mama nor dada but bye with a wave attached i hope shes not hinting at the near future

 

[mkloby]

Mine just uttered its first word not mama nor dada but bye with a wave attached i hope shes not hinting at the near future

I can't wait for all that stuff...

 

[Pisis]

I'm late but congratulations on your baby Kloby Jr.!!! It is a true blessing!!!

 

[timshatz]

Mine just uttered its first word not mama nor dada but bye with a wave attached i hope shes not hinting at the near future

That is very cool. And kinda spooky.

 

[Matt308]

And don't wish away the younger years. Man they go FAST!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

I can't wait for all that stuff...

you mean them leaving home?

 

[mkloby]

I meant first giggle, crawling, first word, first step...

 

[pbfoot]

yhe first thing that impressed me was when she figured out she had one hand then the other then the appendages on the bottom not that she knew what they were for

 

[timshatz]

yhe first thing that impressed me was when she figured out she had one hand then the other then the appendages on the bottom not that she knew what they were for

pbfoot, when did that happen? Curious, I want to know what's coming.

 

[pbfoot]

pbfoot, when did that happen? Curious, I want to know what's coming.

if i can recall at about 3-4 months the thing I found out is don't waste money on toys because just about every object is a toy which they seen to find more pleasure in then the purchased ones and just about every thing finds its way into the mouth . Mine stopped the soother at about 10 months crawling at 10 walking at 11 . yesterday was her 1st and she went for her first toboggan ride without helmet