Best ways to get rid of Jeovah Witnesses...

• Mar 28, 2016

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Best way is just telling you're not interested. I know, not as nice a story as some have here, but works for me every time.

 

• Mar 30, 2016

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Tell them you're Jewish... they run a mile!

 

• Mar 30, 2016

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nuuumannn said:

Tell them you're Jewish... they run a mile!

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My Mom used to do that (she wasn't, of course, she was raised a Baptist)

 

• Mar 30, 2016

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Marcel said:

Best way is just telling you're not interested. I know, not as nice a story as some have here, but works for me every time.

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It works once, but they keep coming back. If they insist on returning after I've made it clear I'm not interested, then I'm going to have a bit of fun at their expense.

I've also asked for their address, so that I can knock on their door and sell them something they're not interested in, at a time that is inconvenient. They didn't like that either.

P.S. it's not just JW...

 

• Apr 5, 2016

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My brother in law was black listed by the Jehovah's witnesses in our area.
He invites them in and converts them to Christianity. I'm not joking.

He's in the process for Ordination in the United Methodist Church.

 

• Apr 5, 2016

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Print one of these on a business card, put your picture in it, sign it, and put it in your wallet. When they knock, open the door, show it to them, tell them you've been meaning to talk to one of them, and invite them in...

 

• Apr 5, 2016

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Haven't seen any since I told them that war is a necessity and reducing all members of the enemy to ash is justified by their freedom to annoy me with their presence.

 

• Apr 7, 2016

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Just saw perhaps the best anti Jehovah's Witness sign (or anyone else, for that matter)

 

• Apr 8, 2016

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Wayne Little

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Now that I like...

 

• Apr 16, 2016

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Clave

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Invite them in, sit them down, then stare intently while saying: "You are becoming sleepy, verrry sleepy..."

 

• Apr 16, 2016

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Dave - a medal well desreved.

 

• Apr 16, 2016

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I wonder if that sign would work on those who deliver junk mail ?
I get half an acre of tropical rain forest produce through my door every effin week !!

 

• Apr 16, 2016

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tomo pauk said:

Dave - a medal well desreved.

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Thanks Tomo!

Sadly, I can't claim it as my own creation, but it is the best I have seen so far!

This may also be an option if the solicitors are persistent...

 

• Apr 17, 2016

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Clave

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Get off my lawn indeed!

 

• May 1, 2016

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I cant do too much to get rid of them....my daughter married one.

 

• May 2, 2016

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bobbysocks said:

I cant do too much to get rid of them....my daughter married one.

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My condolences. My Mother-n-law and my Sister-n-law are JWs.

 

• May 2, 2016

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Looks like a good cat deterrent too....

 

• May 2, 2016

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Last time JWs, two guys coming directly from Utah or somewhere near, knocked at my door was perhaps forty years ago.

They rang the bell and "Please, do come in, have a seat… do you want a coffee?" said I.

Astonishment from their part.

They started their sermon, learnt by heart of course, … in italian.

"Please speak English", said I.

The problem was that they apparently learnt the sermon just in Italian and were embarrassed to go on in English with an Italian…. after a quarter of an hour they quit.

What a pity, for me in those days it was an unexpensive method to practice my English…