B-17engineer
Colonel
Oh come on Maria! Where are the photos? Inquiring minds want to know!!! I fear for Terry's health if he reads your last post!
Best ways to get rid of Jeovah Witnesses...
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buffnut453
Captain
Oh dear, Maria...now you've started something. All over the web, male frequenters of this forum are now conjuring up exactly what you might look in the Emperor's New Clothes...I predict a maelstrom of male fantasies!
KMeyrick
Airman 1st Class
Here's my solution. It has worked for over 15 years.
(BTW,I am an Athiest Unitarian)
We have a sign I made in our window "We Solicit Back". If they ring the bell, they're already 1 crayon short of a full box by not getting the sign.
When we open the door, we say very nicely. Thank you so much for coming over so we can share our religion with you. Here is some info for you to read. (And yes, I have literature about being an atheist and about being a Unitarian).
Usually they same something like we don't want yours, here's ours. To which I reply. Excuse me, but you came to my house. If you would like to have a serious discusison about religion, I'm all for it. To insist I take your literature without you taking mine is very rude, and any religion who teaches it's flock to be rude isn't worth my time. No wonder society is the way it is, if people can't even learn good manners at church. So, are you here for a converation about my religion, since this is my house or are you here to continue to be rude?
If you're here for a conversation come on in for a glass of wine and we'll talk.
Haven't seen an LDS or JW in about 10 years.
Works well for people selling things too. If they ring the bell to sel lme magazines, newspapers, oil change punch cards, etc. I hand them book orders (like the kids bring home from school) and ask if they'll buy books for my classroom. I tell them I only take cash and I'll give them a receipt so they can take the deduction on their taxes.
The look on their faces is priceless. I always have to point out the sign, and explain it and mention that they came to my house without being invited.
(BTW,I am an Athiest Unitarian)
We have a sign I made in our window "We Solicit Back". If they ring the bell, they're already 1 crayon short of a full box by not getting the sign.
When we open the door, we say very nicely. Thank you so much for coming over so we can share our religion with you. Here is some info for you to read. (And yes, I have literature about being an atheist and about being a Unitarian).
Usually they same something like we don't want yours, here's ours. To which I reply. Excuse me, but you came to my house. If you would like to have a serious discusison about religion, I'm all for it. To insist I take your literature without you taking mine is very rude, and any religion who teaches it's flock to be rude isn't worth my time. No wonder society is the way it is, if people can't even learn good manners at church. So, are you here for a converation about my religion, since this is my house or are you here to continue to be rude?
If you're here for a conversation come on in for a glass of wine and we'll talk.
Haven't seen an LDS or JW in about 10 years.
Works well for people selling things too. If they ring the bell to sel lme magazines, newspapers, oil change punch cards, etc. I hand them book orders (like the kids bring home from school) and ask if they'll buy books for my classroom. I tell them I only take cash and I'll give them a receipt so they can take the deduction on their taxes.
The look on their faces is priceless. I always have to point out the sign, and explain it and mention that they came to my house without being invited.
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
LOL I love it, Meyrick!!
Great!
Thankfully there aren't so many of them over here so don't have to deal with all of this sh*t...
Thankfully there aren't so many of them over here so don't have to deal with all of this sh*t...
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
That's awesome!
razor1uk
Staff Sergeant
Well, one step coser to being Sainted (does that mean they have to be 'anoited' with 'white oil' by a member of the clergy -joking in bad taste), he, John Something-or-other is now Blessed John What-his-face/Where's-his-corpse-gone.
I live in Birimingham, I didn't go, but I listened to it on the radio; that old tech. Since I'm not really believing of any religious dogma or prozelatising books, but I like idea of good morals and being a respectful individual, so I listened sonce I never was a church goer.
Back on topic....
You could always politely threaten them via an ASBO, for infringment of Privacy, since they're Watchers, there practically S&M Voyeurs; Let there children die of treatable injuries/diseases etc just Watch life go by.
BikerBabe
Senior Master Sergeant
Oh dear, Maria...now you've started something. All over the web, male frequenters of this forum are now conjuring up exactly what you might look in the Emperor's New Clothes...I predict a maelstrom of male fantasies!
Beware lads - it is a pale sight!
Vic Balshaw
Major General
Beware lads - it is a pale sight!
Pale as ivory, how delicate....................
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Maestro
Master Sergeant
I was waiting for something more like : "That's a nice house... Better join us before God decides to burn it down..."
razor1uk
Staff Sergeant
I suppose the Hells Witness/Jahova Angels would be extemely conflicted after a fight, although I think the lawless ones wouldn't be into taking drugs so much - since its a form of medication and so, against 'God's Choice'.
...Security Angel... "We provide tight, secure and pro-active security for events, and if someone does start up, we will handle it 'discretely'. If that doesn't do it, with 'His' approval, we'll 'finish' it."
...Security Angel... "We provide tight, secure and pro-active security for events, and if someone does start up, we will handle it 'discretely'. If that doesn't do it, with 'His' approval, we'll 'finish' it."
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MiTasol
1st Lieutenant
A friend has a big sign on the gate WARNING Geriatric nudity may offend.
I just have two large dogs
I just have two large dogs
fubar57
General
Just had them show up Saturday. Had a child doing their annoying "work" for them.
Geo
Geo
I once had two mormon "missionaries" knock on my door on a boring Saturday in northern Scotland. As an ex church schoolboy who has sung in the choir in Durham Cathedral a matter of feet from the graves of Cuthbert and Bede I really appreciated their attempts to introduce Christianity to a poor heathen. After a three hour discussion they were looking for a way out themselves.
GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
I was raised old-school Lutheran, spent years as an Acolyte and have a good knowledge of the Old/New testament.
So when they darken my doorway, it's like "let the games begin!"
So when they darken my doorway, it's like "let the games begin!"
Pretty Simple....I don't answer the F*cking door....
Night Fighter Nut
Master Sergeant
You might like to think so but realistically you are dealing with a couple of teenagers who, after awhile, realize you are a lost cause and will serve their time better looking for more fertile ground. No offense intended.
To the moderators, this subject has the potential of turning very nasty. Along the lines of speaking on politics. Perhaps it might be best if this subject were closed.
