Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
Best ways to get rid of Jeovah Witnesses...
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RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Of course, answering the door wearing a wife-beater, pink Bermuda shorts, an inflatable duck, and a combat boot on your head while obsessively racking the chamber on your .45 works too. Also helps if you're gifted with bloodshot eyes. Make sure to mention that "'they' are out there watching you...hey....you're not one of 'them', are you?" Be sure to mention something about "zips in the wire", and "CIA Infiltrator Squirrels".
This also works great on Halloween. "No, honey, I really don't have any idea why nobody wanted to take all this delicious candy from our house....hmmm...shame for it to go to waste..."
This also works great on Halloween. "No, honey, I really don't have any idea why nobody wanted to take all this delicious candy from our house....hmmm...shame for it to go to waste..."
Meh, one of my co-workers is a full blown JW door knocker. One of the nicest guys I know. We get into discussions about the what ifs of religion and he does not shove it down my throat. I believe a sorry not interested works when they come to the door and most of them are a hell of alot less rude than the local pizza delivery lackys.....
BikerBabe
Senior Master Sergeant
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Maestro
Master Sergeant
I just opened the door wide open when they came here one sunday morning, me wearing nothing at all.
The poor saps had brought one of their young people to train...
...they fled!
And no, I don't look like a nightmare, I am rather nicely shaped, but that was more than they could deal with.
When I finally woke up fully afterwards, I had one hell of a laughing fit.
Perhaps they were gay or something... ?
diddyriddick
Staff Sergeant
Here's another thought. Answer the door in your birthday suit, and hysterically ask them if they are from the mother ship.
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
Thought that was Maria's gig!
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Maestro
Master Sergeant
diddyriddick
Staff Sergeant
Or....
Put on the Dueling Banjos theme and say, "I want you to squeal like a pig!"
Put on the Dueling Banjos theme and say, "I want you to squeal like a pig!"
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
"Yew shoor got uh purdy mouth there, boy...."
....and I've never looked at Ned Beatty the same.
tail end charlie
Senior Airman
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- Aug 24, 2010
jeeeez is there any known method of getting rid of a pope.....I am sick of hearing about the guy. Cant he just stay in the vatican.
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Maestro
Master Sergeant
BikerBabe
Senior Master Sergeant
tail end charlie
Senior Airman
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- Aug 24, 2010
Turn off the TV when he shows up. Problem solved !
It was pope on the radio all day too, apparently he is going to make guy a saint cos he performed a miracle..........is this 2010?
buffnut453
Captain
I WAS all dressed up...
...in invisible clothes!
Oh come on Maria! Where are the photos? Inquiring minds want to know!!! I fear for Terry's health if he reads your last post!
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Maestro
Master Sergeant
I WAS all dressed up...
...in invisible clothes!
This post is worthless without pictures !
