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Moldy Pussy reminds me of Cornish Pastry for some reason...
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cheddar cheese
Major General
Remember that its a Pasty in Cornwal though les, cos they cant spell...
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Talking of that, you know that joke?
Two starving wanderers are almost death and lost in the woods when they find a ferry tale house. They knock onna door and a terribly awful granny comes out, asking them what they want.
"Something to eat, if you have"
She grins at them and say: "I'll give you an offer. I'f you f*ck me out, then I'll give you as much as you can eat!"
They almost throw up but one of the guys is so hungry that he goers in.
The witch lays herself on a wooden table, opens her legs and croakss: "Start!"
The guy is helpless. Suddenly he spots a roll under the table. He picks it and does the sick job. The he throws the shit out of the window.
Then he gets so many food...
When he comes out, the other guy is laughing crazy at him.
"Why are you laughing, you idiot?"
"Well, I'm sitting here, thinking I'm gonna die of starvation and suddenly a
roll with THIS BIG layer of butter lands directly into my hands! What a luck!"
Sick, isn't it?
Two starving wanderers are almost death and lost in the woods when they find a ferry tale house. They knock onna door and a terribly awful granny comes out, asking them what they want.
"Something to eat, if you have"
She grins at them and say: "I'll give you an offer. I'f you f*ck me out, then I'll give you as much as you can eat!"
They almost throw up but one of the guys is so hungry that he goers in.
The witch lays herself on a wooden table, opens her legs and croakss: "Start!"
The guy is helpless. Suddenly he spots a roll under the table. He picks it and does the sick job. The he throws the shit out of the window.
Then he gets so many food...
When he comes out, the other guy is laughing crazy at him.
"Why are you laughing, you idiot?"
"Well, I'm sitting here, thinking I'm gonna die of starvation and suddenly a
roll with THIS BIG layer of butter lands directly into my hands! What a luck!"
Sick, isn't it?
evangilder
"Shooter"
Ew!
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Chief Master Sergeant
cheddar cheese said:
If you ever go to Malta ask in a bakers for a Pastitsy (I think that how its spelt ). It looks like a miniature Pasty filled either with cheese or peas but according to a Maltese girl friend I once had, the English always pronounce it wrong and instead of asking for a pasty the way we say it means c**t.
For some reason she always bought them for me.
I suppose going into a bakers and asking for half a dozen c**ts would tend to sour international relationships a bit.
evangilder
"Shooter"
Either that or you would need a cigarette afterwards! 
trackend
Chief Master Sergeant
More like a f*ing re-sus team in my case Eric
evangilder
"Shooter"
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cheddar cheese
Major General
Pisis, you sicken me!
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
I knew you'd laugh to that...
I didn't laugh (much) I was just sickened...
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
don't be too ladish
Funny but sick!
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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nice pisis
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cheddar cheese
Major General
Pisis your siggy is freaking me out. How does it know!? 
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
cheddar cheese said:Pisis your siggy is freaking me out. How does it know!?
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cheddar cheese
Major General
No thats not my name
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
It wasn't meant as ur name but it should tell u the same point...... 
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