Cheap Chinese Crap!

[mimi]

I'm Mimi - I sell cheap Chinese crap

 

[ccheese]

Go somewhere else, Mimi...... Your trash is not welcome here.

Charles

 

[A4K]

Nice going guys - now we're stuck with buying expensive chinese crap! (Mimi might have offered 'mates rates'!)

 

[ccheese]

I sent her a not-so-complimentary email, too...

Charles

 

[Messy1]

I get enough spam and junk mail in my inbox, don't want to have to deal with it when i come on here to learn and realx!!!

Way to go!!!!

 

[Matt308]

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[FLYBOYJ]

 

[RabidAlien]

.

 

[evangilder]

Where on earth did you find that one, Matt?

 

[Messy1]

I saved that one! Damn funny!

 

[DBII]

It is the latest in modern PC warfare. Do not have to worry about friendlies in the area or women and children used as human shields.

DBII

 

[Wurger]

Matt,Matt......

 

[Matt308]

 

[Lucky13]

OH SH*T gets suddenly a new meaning....

 

[buzzard]

Y'all won't think it's so funny when the Bundswehr's new ElektroScheissSchleuder Leopard III finally becomes operational. This very advanced electromagnetic rail-gun fires 35mm hyper-velocity fecal fragmentation projectiles* at 160 rps. Liquifying on impact, the net effect is an odiferous sh*t storm of epic proportion. A schmelly Gotterdammering mess, indeed!

* Manufactured in Munich from only the finest Oktoberfest Porta-Potty ingredients.

JL

 

[Njaco]

I'd still put it up against a Lucky fart. Never heard of the Glasglow firestorm?

 

[Lucky13]

Say what now...??

 

[wilbur1]

Is that fart or queefe

 

[Lucky13]

A "Glasgow Firestorm" as Njaco puts it, it'll make your eyes water up, in some cases even temporary blindness, nose hair burn off, cause severe coughing, loss of hearing and balance, hair turn white....there's stories about some cases where even the wallpaper has rolled off the walls etc...

 

[Njaco]

How do you think he got to Scotland from Sweden? It was one bite of a Lutefish and flight plan be damned!!