Bl**dy good job it wasn't a technical type question is all I can say !.
Actually, no-one has asked him if the pics really have to be in colour ?...whats wrong with with good 'ol black and white (or has his printer run out of white ink !)
You know for those invisible models that fall to the floor, you could just empty the vacuum cleaner bag over the general vacinity and see where the dust doesn't settle.
Good idea !
It is rather disheartening to go to all this effort and not have a response - not even a **** off !
Unless, of course, our friend has made a stealth reply ...........