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cool...ok...it that with or without hair? And now for something from Monty Python that you did not see coming...

Down at the Mardi Gras
Last evening there I saw
A lady with an awsome bosom
One, to drop your jaw...

She 'ad A Lovely Pair o' Coconuts,
Bountiful, and standin' pert n' high
Big ones, Oh yeah...Just as big as yer 'ead
'Couldn't be missed, top o' the list
A real show piece, I said

She 'ad A Lovely Pair o' Coconuts,
Blossoming with cleavage, low and rich
Ohh what a sight, best boobies of the night,
Offered beads to see 'em all, and gave 'em a pitch

Offered beads to see 'em all, I gave 'em a pitch
Offered beads to see 'em all, I gave 'em a pitch
She threw 'em back at me,
And yelled out, angrily
"these are **** you'll never see, you ***********!"

Instrumental

She 'ad a Lovely Pair 'o Coconuts
Mammaries like Pamela's times two
(One, two, one, two)
Some gems, from "them's...forty kids could be fed..
(Or fifty)
Would love to lean, right in between and nuzzle till I'm dead!

Oh, they were such A Lovely Pair o' Coconuts
Those hoots could give a minister an itch
Next to that babe, a bearded guy like Abe
In his hand, was shining bright, a knife blade, switch

He meant business, now!

Offered beads to see 'em all, I gave 'em a pitch
(Harmony!)
Offered beads to see 'em all, I gave 'em a pitch
Guy threw the knife at me
It missed, but, just barely
Said, "My wife's **** you'll never see, you ***********!
 
Which all goes to prove that Milk is the fastest fuel ever invented / discvered.

Coconut milk...very similar to Aromatic fuels on account of its smell !....If swallowed by the Swallow...as in Swallow the bird (No..not swallow the bird, Swallow the bird !)and not swallow the swallow variety...causes the wing muscles to operate at a considerably higher flap content...as in flap like 'ell and not flap as in used for slowing down and providing extra drag / lift !... resulting in the bird flying 'Pastuerize before you can see it !

Look...I'll prove it with my..... errrr...b*gger...can't see it now !

I'll get me coat :)
 
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Speaking of birds, milk and flying...(the guy who started this thread has alot to answer for!)

'Little birdy flying high,
Dropped a message from the sky.
The message landed in my eye,
So I thank God that cows don't fly...'
 
:lol:

Take away my food and water, and stifle my oxygen supply - I don't need any of it. Just a healthy injection of this and the 'Get Lucky' threads are all a man needs to live long and happy!
 

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