EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK !

[lesofprimus]

Real estate property values down here on the coast of Mississippi have gone through the roof (no pun intended) since Katrina kicked our ***....

I bought my little 1,300 sq footer for $72,000 in August, and once my repairs are completed, it will worth about $160k....

 

[Erich]

Maestro we couldn't even come close to build something like that for a mill. Most of the properties coming in that range have a view of the surrounding hills or a view of one of the three rivers in our little abode. Most homes you would laugh at considering the property values here ............ bah what a bunch of B.S.

 

[Erich]

geezo Les my 1650 sq ft of nothing is worth over $ 300,000. right now ! they valued my neighbors corner lot of 1-1/2 bedrm., single punny bathroom for over 150,000. recently and my neighbors looked at me and said we are staying here as they were considering a move

it's absolutely nutz

 

[102first_hussars]

Sorry guys, but there already was a Long Dong Silver, a black guy with a 20 someodd inch penis...

yeah, poor guy had to get a reduction.

 

[Clave]

Best thread ever - house prices and giant penii - just too much!

 

[Pisis]

Sorry guys, but there already was a Long Dong Silver, a black guy with a 20 someodd inch penis...

That's why I refered to him, I'm gonna be LongDong II.

 

[lesofprimus]

Well, first of all, u aint black... Secondly, Eastern Europeans have, statistically, the second smallest co*ks in the world behind the Japanese, and third, ur just not good looking enough for films.........

Sorry to burst ur little bubble Pisis.....

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Well I hope to put a nice Timber Home up near Anchorage.

 

[Wildcat]

Well, first of all, u aint black... Secondly, Eastern Europeans have, statistically, the second smallest co*ks in the world behind the Japanese, and third, ur just not good looking enough for films.........

Sorry to burst ur little bubble Pisis.....

LMAO!!

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

You too can figure out your porn name:

http://www.jasonschock.com/gangsta/porn_name.php

Mine is:

Captain Hard or General Hump or Humpy Cucumber depending on the combination of my real name that I use.

By the way my pirate name would be Puffy Shirt Sully

 

[Nonskimmer]

I'm Humpy Dangle.

 

[Pisis]

Well, first of all, u aint black... Secondly, Eastern Europeans have, statistically, the second smallest co*ks in the world behind the Japanese, and third, ur just not good looking enough for films.........

Sorry to burst ur little bubble Pisis.....

If we let alone where you found that Eastern Europeans have small c*cks (BS), I'm quite not Eastern European...

Still, according to that PornName Generator, I'd be Hugh Swank.

 

[lesofprimus]

Harley Jiggler..

 

[Pisis]

So I typed Kulis' name there.... LOL

Daddy Quickie

 

[syscom3]

My Porn name = "Private Jiggles"



Gangasta name = "Supa-sprung Guatemalan"

WTF?...... I'm not Latino

Pirate name = "Pirate Jim the Malformed"



Mafia name = "Al the Spanker"

 

[cheddar cheese]

Porn Name = Don Nekkid, D.D.S.
Gangsta Name = Old Cracka Fool
Pirate Name = No-Eyes Ron
Mafia Name = Luigi Leatherchest

 

[lesofprimus]

Porn : Harley Jiggler or Humpy Bendover
Gangsta : Fried Green Prison Fish or Broken Ho Slappa
Mafia : Guido Milano or 'Angry Inch' Guiseppe
Taxi Driver : Pheckbàrrr Evans or Gnopükindabak Baker
Pirate : Cap'n Herb Bluebeard or Tax-Evadin' Bill Read

 

[cheddar cheese]

Guido Milano, awesome...

 

[Henk]

My real name: (Hendrik)

Porn - Jack Fuzzynuts
Gangsta - Da Gatmasta
Taxi driver - Fgenghirankownka Schneider
Pirate - Pirate Laszlo the Ochre
Mafia - Angelo Fathead

Seccond name (Henk)

Porn - Dirk Rammer
Gangsta - Clowny Jimmy Jamma
Taxi driver - Zzäymïname Zzäymïname Schneider
Pirate - Legless Pablo Smithe
Mafia - Tito Costa

Great fun I must say.

Henk

 

[Nonskimmer]

Gangsta name: No-pants Crack Robba
Mafia name : Gino Bitchtits
Pirate name : Cap'n Baird Saggingsails

Sweet Jesus.