End of the month Post

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  1. mikec1

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    Greetings Guys, Gals;



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    It is getting close to the end of the month ..................... I r.............. Errrrrrrrrrrr that sucked
    Anyway this is my post............ Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


    Enjoy,


    Mike
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    That certainly ranks as one of the more odd posts that I've have read. :lol:
     
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    lol...good ol' Vlad

    Halloween is certainly a good day to celebrate the rascal
     
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    What!?

    Is that it!?

    What about the bacon!?

    Will someone PLEASE think about the bacon!

    Ok, I need some strong Swedish coffee!
     
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    Not to worry, Jan...Vlad never impaled (nor mistreated) any bacon that I'm aware of...just pesky invaders
     
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    Its a name to conjure with though...

    That'll be MISTER Impaler to you sonny :)

    I'll stick with that Mr Fawkes for a bonfire night celebration. I got a bit carried away with the last mega bonfire :)
     
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    Sh*t did he impale people on that killer mustache lol
     
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    He better have impaled some bacon at some point or he is not worth of the name!
     
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    Men trying to conceive may want to hold off on the bacon.

    According to a new study from Harvard University, the intake of processed meat is associated with lower semen quality in men. Researchers from the Harvard School of Public Health presented on the link between bacon and male fertility at the 2013 American Society for Reproductive Medicine conference Monday.

    Drawing their male subjects from Massachusetts General Hospital Fertility Center, the team analyzed sperm samples of 156 volunteers and compared them to each participant's food intake, as reported on a food intake questionnaire. After adjusting their statistical models for other factors, such as age and body mass index, the team found a negative association between processed meat -- including hamburgers, hot dogs and bacon -- and sperm quality.

    "Processed meat was associated with lower sperm concentration and morphology," lead researcher Dr. Myriam Afeiche, of the university's Department of Nutrition, wrote in an email to The Huffington Post. (Morphology refers to the structure and appearance of the sperm.)

    While the team found that eating more than one serving of bacon, or other processed meats, related to diminished semen quality, the study also noted a positive association between male fertility and fish consumption.

    According to the research, white meat fish like cod and halibut were associated with a higher percentage of normal sperm. Salmon, tuna and other dark meat fish, on the other hand, were related to a higher total sperm count.
     
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    I can categorically say that this medical science is nonsense.

    I smoke at least 20 cigs per day, consume plenty of ale, eat lots of processed meat and am generally a fat chuff.
    I can say that two children later, none of the above worked as a contraceptive.

    Be warned and put a hat on the soldier! Don't rely on Bacon.
     
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    Several decades ago, they said Bacon was bad for you, then years later, they said it's ok...

    Now they're back to the "bad for you" crap which is only proving one thing. They don't really know.

    Life's short, enjoy Bacon.
     
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    Does this mean that it is OK to eat the mermaid............... fish is good .......... right .........

    "O" well.......... have a good night.

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    You all failed.

    Its Vlad the Inpalor - read the name of the pdf file.

    He was known as the whitest white man in history. At times he was mistaken for an egret.
     
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    And that was a long standing world record until smashed (eventually) by Michael Jackson!
     
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    'Inpalor' ? That was a Chevvie wasn't it? :)
     
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    Yep, them inpalers was a right fine auto-mobile!
     
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    I didn't think I was going mad Dave :)
     
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    You know that my last post was done in a heavy redneck accent, right? :lol:
     
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    Accent? That's not your normal dialect?

    "Honey, after my car accident... I'm having a hard time with my scratch dick itch. Can you scratch 'em fer me? I gotta win this dern Kalifernia lottery."
     
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    'You know that my last post was done in a heavy redneck accent, right?'

    If that is the same as a southern drawl then yes :)

    Glad you got the joke.
     
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