Get Lucky!

[Lucky13]

show her a mouse and she'll run off like a scared elephant!

 

[wilbur1]

Wow getting pretty intimate with the missus now huh?

 

[Lucky13]

Missus? Never been much into whaling.....get the bl**dy harpoon out!

 

[wilbur1]

But your honor, notice the defendant DOES NOT deny the facts, he is the man under the ..........wife in question

 

[Lucky13]

That's not a wife.....that's a....thing!

 

[wilbur1]

Hey no need to get upset.....its still YOUR thing!

 

[Lucky13]

So what.....I am THAT shallow!

 

[wilbur1]

THATS JUST WRONG!!!!!

 

[Lucky13]

My missus....

 

[wilbur1]

more like this..

 

[Lucky13]

THATS JUST WRONG!!!!!

And you are NOT that shallow then, eh? Hmmmmm......

 

[Lucky13]

more like this..

Excuse meeeee......that is your front door mate....!

 

[wilbur1]

Exactly

 

[wilbur1]

the one you posted is what answers my front door!

 

[Lucky13]

You wish mate...!

Last time I was visiting you....this one opened your door like this, and told me that you were unavailable, smiled and closed the door...

 

[wilbur1]

Lucky seriously man i dont want to get you in trouble...dude if your wife finds out your putting pics of her up here ....man remember the last time you were showin us how you could parachute with her underwear, i swear ive never seen any guy wet himself as fast as you did! then she grounded you for like 3 months! be carefull

 

[Lucky13]

Sorry dude....you're mistaking me for Njaco now, remember...?

 

[wilbur1]

No the last time we were at his place his old lady locked him in the kennel, remember we were watching the discovery channel and the show about whales came on and he remarked that the 2 humpbacks mating made him think of him and her together

 

[Lucky13]

Must have been the one before that then...

 

[wilbur1]

No i can tell by the roll hanging over the right, you married her twin sister maybelline