Lucky13
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show her a mouse and she'll run off like a scared elephant!
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wilbur1
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Wow getting pretty intimate with the missus now huh?
Lucky13
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Missus? Never been much into whaling.....get the bl**dy harpoon out!
wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
But your honor, notice the defendant DOES NOT deny the facts, he is the man under the ..........wife in question
Lucky13
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That's not a wife.....that's a....thing!
wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
Hey no need to get upset.....its still YOUR thing!
Lucky13
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So what.....I am THAT shallow!
wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
THATS JUST WRONG!!!!!
Lucky13
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My missus....
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wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
more like this..
Lucky13
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Lucky13
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Excuse meeeee......that is your front door mate....!
wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
Exactly
wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
the one you posted is what answers my front door!
Lucky13
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You wish mate...!
Last time I was visiting you....this one opened your door like this, and told me that you were unavailable, smiled and closed the door...
Last time I was visiting you....this one opened your door like this, and told me that you were unavailable, smiled and closed the door...
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wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
Lucky seriously man i dont want to get you in trouble...dude if your wife finds out your putting pics of her up here ....man remember the last time you were showin us how you could parachute with her underwear, i swear ive never seen any guy wet himself as fast as you did! then she grounded you for like 3 months! be carefull
Lucky13
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Sorry dude....you're mistaking me for Njaco now, remember...?
wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
No the last time we were at his place his old lady locked him in the kennel, remember we were watching the discovery channel and the show about whales came on and he remarked that the 2 humpbacks mating made him think of him and her together
Lucky13
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Must have been the one before that then...
wilbur1
Tech Sergeant
No i can tell by the roll hanging over the right, you married her twin sister maybelline
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