Now THAT is what makes a birthday happy! Socks, underwear, tickets to a game, whatever. I really don't need any of that crap. If I want it, I'll go buy it myself. But it takes two to tango and have any fun doing it.
Models. Looney as they get. All the weight control stuff drives them over the edge. She looks it. Two things I don't want my daughter (all of three months old) to turn out to be. A lawyer or a model.