If you choked a smurf...

• Mar 19, 2015

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Ah! Joe's found Jan's new avatar and personal logo !

 

• Mar 19, 2015

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Holy Smurf !!!

 

• Mar 19, 2015

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Maybe at the end of the day, its a euphemism Jan uses to mean something else entirely...

 

• Mar 20, 2015

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In my castle....

Airframes said:

Well, the last time you were in the village pub, with Mick and I, you were speaking perfectly fluent Smurf !
Mind you, it also sounded very like the Swedish Chef ..................

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Was that the same guy, that thought that I was Irish?

 

• Mar 20, 2015

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Gnomey said:

Maybe at the end of the day, its a euphemism Jan uses to mean something else entirely...

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Sort of like Choking the Chicken, Spanking the Monkey, Twirling the Squirrel?

 

• Mar 20, 2015

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Lucky13 said:

Was that the same guy, that thought that I was Irish?

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No, I think that was in the local pub, where you met Steve. The 'talking Smurf' incident was in the village pub at Mick's place (The Lamb), after eleventeen pints of 'Black Sheep', which you pronounced Slack Beepsh ...........

 

• Mar 20, 2015

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....aaah, where you had an argument with your mirror image!

 

• Mar 20, 2015

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Jan shouldn't even have to ask what smurf looks like when it's being choked because he could just choke himself in the mirror and find out!

 

• Mar 20, 2015

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GrauGeist said:

Sort of like Choking the Chicken, Spanking the Monkey, Twirling the Squirrel?

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Pretty much...

 

• Mar 20, 2015

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Every one knows that Smurfs are blue because there is only one Smurfette.

DBII

 

• Mar 29, 2015

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• Mar 29, 2015

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If you hold it tight enough, it turns blue. Ask Jan.......

 

• Mar 29, 2015

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....and here I thought that it was you wearing a blue makeup!

 

• Mar 29, 2015

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Oh... a blue makeup ....

 

• Mar 29, 2015

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NJaco!!??

 

• Mar 29, 2015

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That is one scary smurf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

• Mar 30, 2015

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Maybe that is what Jan gets up to in his spare time...

 

• Mar 31, 2015

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I've got less hair and fewer chins than that.....thing!

 

• Mar 31, 2015

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Holy Sh!t....it's gonna be hard to sleep tonight after that....

 

• Mar 31, 2015

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No wonder... what about that?