If you choked a smurf...

[Wurger]

Ok guys.. while web surfing I found very rare image of Jan doing his additional part time job in the Scotland. Do you think it may influence Jan's mood?

 

[Bucksnort101]

What the SMURF, those shoes don't do with that outfit at all!

 

[Wurger]

..... a pink miniskirt, worn with yellow high heels - just no taste, these Swettish people !

I think Terry may know something more about that.

 

[GrauGeist]

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO!

 

[Airframes]

Yep, that's the outfit he wore at 'Club Muppetania' in Glasgow, for the Svenske-Ecosse Clan Society European Exposition (SECSEE, for short) at Easter, the year before last. Jan was escorted from the building, and dumped across the border, for wearing un-coordinated clothing, and being in possession of offensive knees.
The club closed down very soon after .............

 

[Crimea_River]

...what colour would he/she turn?

The same colour as in the pics of the model you're building.

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Njaco]

 

[Wurger]

 

[at6]

Another question is how are you going to the smurf poo off afterwards?

 

[Wayne Little]

Not going there.....

 

[Lucky13]

I don't speak smurf, so I don't have a smurfing clue, what you're smurf about!

 

[at6]

Every one is oh so smurfy today.

 

[vikingBerserker]

Oh smurf you!

 

[GrauGeist]

Go smurf yourself...

 

[FLYBOYJ]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Airframes]

I don't speak smurf, so I don't have a smurfing clue, what you're smurf about!

Well, the last time you were in the village pub, with Mick and I, you were speaking perfectly fluent Smurf !
Mind you, it also sounded very like the Swedish Chef ..................

 

[FLYBOYJ]