If you choked a smurf...

[Wayne Little]

strewth!

 

[Lucky13]

That's not how I remember Smurfette, no, wait.....it is, never mind!

 

[at6]

The smurf in the middle has bigger boobs than the smurfette. What's that thing she's holding in her hand, a smurfurator?

 

[Wayne Little]

it's scary sh!t man....

 

[Njaco]

 

[at6]

That's an improvement.

 

[Wurger]

I wouldn't exaggerte .. the blue colour is more diffiicult to wash off from a neck than the red traces of a lipstick.

 

[Lucky13]

Personal experience my friend?

 

[Airframes]

And just how do you know this my friend ??

 

[Lucky13]

Maybe, that's something for the memoirs, old boy....

 

[Wurger]

 

[Airframes]

Yep, it's been recorded !