If you choked a smurf...

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  1. Lucky13

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    ...what colour would he/she turn?
     
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    Choking the smurf...

    Thats what you call choking the chicken? Good god man, this a family forum.



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    Jan really is losing it...
     
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    I used to thing Jan was a Muppet, due to his past employment as the Swedish Chef, but all this time he's been hiding the fact that he's a ... Smurf ??!!
     
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    I was wondering.....:evil4:
     
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    Terry told me the other day, that he thinks that a Wildcat, is sexier than a snake in stockings!
     
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    I wanna know what Terry has to say on the matter....:D
     
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    About the Wildcat or about snakes being sexy in stockings?
     
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    They both look equally ridiculous of course!
    Anyway, how the **** could a snake wear stockings? They have no hands to pull them on with, and no legs to put them, you stupid boy !
     
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    What's wrong with Jan? Did he forget his medicine? We had lassies in Catalinas somewhere else on the forum and instead he's wondering about strangling a smurf.... :D
     
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    I think its looking at those lassies that led to him strangling a smurf....
     
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    I wonder if a Smurfboard is something used for water sports, or a Swedish delicacy ............. I've got me coat !
     
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