If you choked a smurf...

[Lucky13]

...what colour would he/she turn?

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Choking the smurf...

Thats what you call choking the chicken? Good god man, this a family forum.

 

[FLYBOYJ]

 

[GrauGeist]

...what colour would he/she turn?

Dead...

 

[Gnomey]

Jan really is losing it...

 

[gumbyk]

 

[Airframes]

I used to thing Jan was a Muppet, due to his past employment as the Swedish Chef, but all this time he's been hiding the fact that he's a ... Smurf ??!!

 

[Wayne Little]

Jan really is losing it...

I was wondering.....

 

[Lucky13]

Terry told me the other day, that he thinks that a Wildcat, is sexier than a snake in stockings!

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

LMAO!!!!

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[Wayne Little]

I wanna know what Terry has to say on the matter....

 

[Lucky13]

I wanna know what Terry has to say on the matter....

About the Wildcat or about snakes being sexy in stockings?

 

[GrauGeist]

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[Airframes]

They both look equally ridiculous of course!
Anyway, how the **** could a snake wear stockings? They have no hands to pull them on with, and no legs to put them, you stupid boy !

 

[Marcel]

What's wrong with Jan? Did he forget his medicine? We had lassies in Catalinas somewhere else on the forum and instead he's wondering about strangling a smurf....

 

[gumbyk]

What's wrong with Jan? Did he forget his medicine? We had lassies in Catalinas somewhere else on the forum and instead he's wondering about strangling a smurf....

I think its looking at those lassies that led to him strangling a smurf....

 

[Airframes]

I wonder if a Smurfboard is something used for water sports, or a Swedish delicacy ............. I've got me coat !