It's awkward for..both of us I guess
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Maestro
Master Sergeant
I think you should never ever get into a fight with her with that much firepower.
... Or worst : cheat on her !
"Honey, I'm home !"
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Heh...you'll know you're screwed when you find a shovel and a couple of bags of lime in the back of her patrol car. At that point, there's not enough flowers, chocolate, or diamonds in the world, my friend.
On the plus side, she's a girlfriend you won't have a problem taking out to the range for a date, and she comes with her own handcuffs!
On the plus side, she's a girlfriend you won't have a problem taking out to the range for a date, and she comes with her own handcuffs!
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
LMAO
mikewint
Captain
Naw, the BAM-BAM is too quick, unless it's elbows, knees first. much more likely ZZZZZZZZPT-ZZZZZZZZPT watch him loose all body functions and squirmt like a worm
Maestro
Master Sergeant
...and she comes with her own handcuffs!
Girls tend to think the same thing about me...
Matt308
Glock Perfection
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They use those zip-tie cuffs too..they're like giant zip-ties basically. I got a whole bag of them I actually use for my hardware and parts I keep in storage for the this old Datsun 510 i've been restoring. It's a little project car my g/f and I have been working on and my friend is gonna help us put in the engine and drivetrain by the new year and when spring comes around it should be complete.
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Heh. I learned to drive in a Datsun 510. Inherited it from my folks when the block cracked, heads were shot, radiator was radiating fluids....yeah, thanks Dad. LOL
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Matt308
Glock Perfection
Nothing wrong with a B510 if taken care of. But a 327 would be silly fun.
JohnAnthony
Senior Airman
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- Jul 26, 2010
Hey, kids break shyt. My old man bought me a 66 Dodge Dart as a first car. A year later I totaled it and had to buy my own.
But he was right, and my kids aren't coming anywhere NEAR my vehicle.
vikingBerserker
Lieutenant General
My dad tried to teach me to drive stick in his Datsun B210 - well it lasted an hour and he never let me try again 
Pong
Staff Sergeant
... Or worst : cheat on her !
"Honey, I'm home !"
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*
I think that should be on our rulebook, never cheat if your G/F or spouse is in Law Enforcement or the Armed Forces.
Loiner
Senior Airman
Woops, wrong thread.
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DittoWhere do you guys meet your women?
My wife enjoys history (especially military history), she watches Sci Fi with me. She goes to concerts with me (and enjoys them), hell she just bought me tickets to go and see Roger Waters "The Wall" Live next year. Tomorrow night she is driving me home from the pub so I can have a few beers. My wife is great.
I don't see what you guys are complaining about?
Your wife is a biologist? We have more in common as mine is a biologist, too
I guess the moral of the story is: Marry a biologist
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Matt308
Glock Perfection
Ditto
Your wife is a biologist? We have more in common as mine is a biologist, too
In Timmy's case, no it's not......because his naive girlfriend in his case supports his lazy azz playing video games and insulting forum mods while he pretends he's unemployable..
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Heh. I noticed that young Timmy had fallen down yonder well, and Lassie has a new chewy-bone. Hmph. Sucks for Timmy.
Yeap she has a Masters and concentrated her studies on Zoology, Ecology, Animal physiology and Toxicology.
My wife is specialized in animal-behavior. She studied Chimpanzees, probably the reason why she married me
