Erich
the old Sage
sorry Les but after sex a good Bayerische Apfel Kuchen, or maybe sex in the kitchen ?? ......... while shes cookin 8)
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Erich
the old Sage
emmmmmmmmmmmm Apfel Kuchen ............... yummy, ah watch the forks there meine Frau
Maestro
Master Sergeant
lesofprimus said:
Hmmm... You just remembered me something I read a few years ago in a magazine. While answering to a survey, 70% of women claimed to prefer chocolate to sex. So we can assume that 70% of men don't know how to f*ck a girl... Or that 70% of girls are stupid enough to fake an orgasm.
Personnally, I've always said that if a girl is stupid enough to fake an orgasm, then I'm stupid enough to believe her.
Hey, don't look at me like this... If I have sex with a girl I'll do all I can to make her come. But if she fakes an orgasm, then it's her problem, got it ?
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Don't tell me this, my girl is currently cooking in our kitchen..... while my lil' bro is playing in the next room......... 
evangilder
"Shooter"
I remember years ago, one of my friends said that his definition of the perfect woman was one that would shag his brains out, then as he took a nap, she turned into a pizza and a six pack for when he woke up. 
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
I know this but just like this:
What is the best woman?
She turns into a box of beers and a friend after sex.
What is the best woman?
She turns into a box of beers and a friend after sex.
Erich
the old Sage
hmmmmmmmmm interesting tidbit Pisis.
must have tired out my love in the kitchen, the poor girl is wasted out and having disie spells; not a good sign at all.....
the Apfel Kuchen was excellent by the way ....
must have tired out my love in the kitchen, the poor girl is wasted out and having disie spells; not a good sign at all.....
the Apfel Kuchen was excellent by the way ....
evangilder
"Shooter"
You stud, you!
Erich
the old Sage
Groooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllll ..............
This conversation turned South! But hell I can talk about sex anytime, so its all good to me and I happen to agree with Les and Erich here!
Maestro
Master Sergeant
DerAdlerIstGelandet said:
Me too. In fact, what guy would not ?
The perfect girl : A bisexual and nymphomaniac girl... Like this you can have sex with two or more girls at once and she never complaints when you wanna f*ck. YAY !
Erich
the old Sage
cooking/sex
what more could you want ? 8)
what more could you want ? 8)
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Erich said:
Im with you Erich! Food and Sex and Beer, nothing better!
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
what about World Peace???
Nonskimmer
Captain
Nah. Sex and booze.
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
aND bACK bACON eH?
Crippen
Senior Airman
lol
I should have guessed where it would lead when I asked the question
but hey Les sex followed by chocolate pud.....sounding a bit gorg. But what about chocolate during forepaly...... (spreadable chocolate = two for one...or is that just a girl thing?).
As for World Peace Pisis..... I think we have found the answers right here hun.
I should have guessed where it would lead when I asked the question
but hey Les sex followed by chocolate pud.....sounding a bit gorg. But what about chocolate during forepaly...... (spreadable chocolate = two for one...or is that just a girl thing?).
As for World Peace Pisis..... I think we have found the answers right here hun.
Foreplay? Who cares about Foreplay!
Naw Im kidding Crippen. Id go for that.
Naw Im kidding Crippen. Id go for that.
