Materialism women in your town/city

Erich · Jan 16, 2006

sorry Les but after sex a good Bayerische Apfel Kuchen, or maybe sex in the kitchen ?? ......... while shes cookin 8)

plan_D · Jan 16, 2006

Hot steamy sex followed by anal, les?

And god damn, Erich, sex in the kitchen while she's cookin' - you're a god damn genius! There's German efficiency for you!

Erich · Jan 16, 2006

emmmmmmmmmmmm Apfel Kuchen ............... yummy, ah watch the forks there meine Frau

Maestro · Jan 17, 2006

lesofprimus said:
the way to a mans heart is through hot steamy sex, followed up by chocolate pudding...

Hmmm... You just remembered me something I read a few years ago in a magazine. While answering to a survey, 70% of women claimed to prefer chocolate to sex. So we can assume that 70% of men don't know how to f*ck a girl... Or that 70% of girls are stupid enough to fake an orgasm.

Personnally, I've always said that if a girl is stupid enough to fake an orgasm, then I'm stupid enough to believe her.

Hey, don't look at me like this... If I have sex with a girl I'll do all I can to make her come. But if she fakes an orgasm, then it's her problem, got it ?

Pisis · Jan 17, 2006

Don't tell me this, my girl is currently cooking in our kitchen..... while my lil' bro is playing in the next room.........

evangilder · Jan 17, 2006

I remember years ago, one of my friends said that his definition of the perfect woman was one that would shag his brains out, then as he took a nap, she turned into a pizza and a six pack for when he woke up.

Pisis · Jan 17, 2006

I know this but just like this:

What is the best woman?
She turns into a box of beers and a friend after sex.

Erich · Jan 17, 2006

hmmmmmmmmm interesting tidbit Pisis.

must have tired out my love in the kitchen, the poor girl is wasted out and having disie spells; not a good sign at all.....

the Apfel Kuchen was excellent by the way ....

evangilder · Jan 17, 2006

You stud, you!

Erich · Jan 17, 2006

Groooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllllllllllllllllllll ..............

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Jan 17, 2006

This conversation turned South! But hell I can talk about sex anytime, so its all good to me and I happen to agree with Les and Erich here!

Maestro · Jan 17, 2006

DerAdlerIstGelandet said:
This conversation turned South! But hell I can talk about sex anytime...

Me too. In fact, what guy would not ?

The perfect girl : A bisexual and nymphomaniac girl... Like this you can have sex with two or more girls at once and she never complaints when you wanna f*ck. YAY !

Erich · Jan 17, 2006

cooking/sex

what more could you want ? 8)

Pisis · Jan 18, 2006

Erich said:
cooking/sex

what more could you want ? 8)

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Jan 19, 2006

Im with you Erich! Food and Sex and Beer, nothing better!

Pisis · Jan 19, 2006

what about World Peace???

Nonskimmer · Jan 19, 2006

Nah. Sex and booze.

102first_hussars · Jan 19, 2006

aND bACK bACON eH?

Crippen · Jan 19, 2006

lol

I should have guessed where it would lead when I asked the question
but hey Les sex followed by chocolate pud.....sounding a bit gorg. But what about chocolate during forepaly...... (spreadable chocolate = two for one...or is that just a girl thing?).

As for World Peace Pisis..... I think we have found the answers right here hun.

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Jan 20, 2006

Foreplay? Who cares about Foreplay!

Naw Im kidding Crippen. Id go for that.

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