Military Members post pics of you in your uniforms.

[Medvedya]

You know - I once read in Soldier of Fortune magazine that MRE's are made by hippies in a Peace Commune ouside of San Francisco.

 

[Nonskimmer]

Bastards! It all makes sense now.




Seriously, I can't complain. Ours aren't bad anyway. What do you think, Huss?

 

[102first_hussars]

As long as I get the box with Chicken Rice Casserole and the extra pack of smokes Ill be fine.

 

[evangilder]

We even had a guy that liked the MRE fruit cake (UGH!)

I love the Freeze dired fruit cakes! They are delicious! I also like the choclate bars they put in the MREs too!

Oh dear GOD! YUCK! And those damn chocolate bars have so much wax, I was looking for a wick. Seriously, man, you need to get out and taste some real food if you think that crap is good.

 

[102first_hussars]

I didnt know they let Fruitcakes in the Forces

 

[Nonskimmer]

I didnt know they let Fruitcakes in the Forces

They let you in, didn't they?

AAAAAAHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Ah, that was too clever!

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I dont think they are freeze dried either, the fruit cakes. They are just processed like everything else in the MRE, and P38 you really are strange!

 

[evangilder]

All those "cakes" are just compressed into a semi-edible blob. They aren't freeze-dried. They are kind of like dry dough.

Edit: Correction, the MRE cakes are not freeze dried.

 

[lesofprimus]

Our school has a crappy principal who cant even get money for decent food at our school. Our cafeteria so cheap the food is freezing when you get it and it tastes like crap!

WELCOME TO ALABAMA!!!

 

[lesofprimus]

MMMM, the Lemon-Poppy Seed Pound Cake.... Boy, my mouth is watering... NOT!

 

[102first_hussars]

I didnt know they let Fruitcakes in the Forces

They let you in, didn't they?

AAAAAAHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Ah, that was too clever!

Comin from a Navy boy whats that song from the VillagePeople oh yeah I remember

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign of for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet


In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea


In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


Who me?


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


But, but but I'm afraid of water.
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on TV!


They want you, they want you in the navy


Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a submarine?

They want you, they want you in the navy

 

[Nonskimmer]

What's that one the RCR guys do about the PPCLI? You know, the one to the tune of the Mickey Mouse song?

Something like: "M-I-C-K-E-Y PPCLI!"


Cute, huh?

 

[FLYBOYJ]

SUBMARINE!!! DID SOMEBODY SAY SUBMARINE!!!!

I HATE THOSE FREGGIN THINGS!!!!

 

[Maestro]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Hussars a reservist ?

THE GODDAMNED RESERVES
(To sing on the music of : "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean")

Refrain :
Call out, call out
Call out the Goddamned reserves
Call out, call out
Call out the Goddamned reserves

Oh, regulars are happy in peacetime

Our freedom they're proud to preserve
But just let them get into trouble
They call out the Goddamned reserves

They truly love overseas stations
In Europe they're anxious to serve
But if it is Saigon or Korea
Then call out the Goddamned reserves

Fort Benning is filled with instructors
With medals and badge galore
They're surely our best combat leaders
Except when the country is at war

 

[cheddar cheese]

Haha

 

[102first_hussars]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Hussars a reservist ?

You catch on quick, no wait I posted this the day after

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

SUBMARINE!!! DID SOMEBODY SAY SUBMARINE!!!!

I HATE THOSE FREGGIN THINGS!!!!

I could not agree more!

 

[Nonskimmer]

*sigh*

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

LOL, sorry I just would not like being stuck in a steel toilet paper role surrounded by thousands of tons of water and no real way to get out. Plus I like fresh air and seeing the sun sets.

 

[FLYBOYJ]