Thorlifter
Captain
<clank> <clank> Bring out your dead <clank> <clank> Bring out your dead
Monty Python!
- Thread starter Desert Fox
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Matt308
Glock Perfection
"What's your favorite colour?"
"Red. No blue!"
AAaaaaahhhhhh....
"Red. No blue!"
AAaaaaahhhhhh....
Matt308
Glock Perfection
"What weighs more than a witch?"
Crowd "More witches!"
Crowd "More witches!"
"This parrot is Dead, deceased, snuffed it, its fkng DEAD."
PS. here is the complete transcripts for all the TV shows.
Monty Python's Flying Circus - Just the words
PS. here is the complete transcripts for all the TV shows.
Monty Python's Flying Circus - Just the words
Matt308
Glock Perfection
To **** with that. You can't cheat!
Scene change to back of a catholic woman in a dress washing dishes. Suddenly a bloody fetus falls on the floor from between her legs.
"Oh, terribly sorrry. Will you pick that up for me?"
Scene change to back of a catholic woman in a dress washing dishes. Suddenly a bloody fetus falls on the floor from between her legs.
"Oh, terribly sorrry. Will you pick that up for me?"
cheddar cheese
Major General
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes 'BING!'
"NiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNi"
"I want a shrubbary" (or is it "I want a wockery")
"I want a shrubbary" (or is it "I want a wockery")
Matt308
Glock Perfection
"We are the Knights Who Say Nee! And we are in search of a shrubbery."
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Desert Fox
Senior Airman
"Are you trying to insinuate something?"
"Oh, no no no no no....yes."
"Well?"
"Well, youre a man of the world, arent you. I mean, youve...done it, youve slept...with a lady..."
"Yes."
"Whats it like?"
"Oh, no no no no no....yes."
"Well?"
"Well, youre a man of the world, arent you. I mean, youve...done it, youve slept...with a lady..."
"Yes."
"Whats it like?"
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?
Matt308
Glock Perfection
And now for something completely different...
Men shipwrecked and lost at sea in a small lifeboat.
"We can't hold out much longer."
"Listen chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me."
"Eat you, sir?"
"Yes. Eat me."
"Uuuggghhh! With a gammy leg?"
"You needn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm."
Men shipwrecked and lost at sea in a small lifeboat.
"We can't hold out much longer."
"Listen chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me."
"Eat you, sir?"
"Yes. Eat me."
"Uuuggghhh! With a gammy leg?"
"You needn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm."
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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"So you were raped?"
"Well, to begin with..."
"Well, to begin with..."
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Upperclass Twit of the Year Competition.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
So he was. Cleese's character wasn't it?- Thread starter
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Desert Fox
Senior Airman
Nigel Incubator Jones, Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith, Gervaise Brooke Hampster...and I cant remember the rest
