"Are you trying to insinuate something?"
"Oh, no no no no no....yes."
"Well?"
"Well, youre a man of the world, arent you. I mean, youve...done it, youve slept...with a lady..."
"Yes."
"Whats it like?"
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly! Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah! Followers: He is! He is the Messiah! Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence] Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?
Men shipwrecked and lost at sea in a small lifeboat.
"We can't hold out much longer."
"Listen chaps...there's still a chance. I'm...done for, I've...got a gammy leg and I'm going fast; I'll never get through. But...some of you might. So...you'd better eat me."
"Eat you, sir?"
"Yes. Eat me."
"Uuuggghhh! With a gammy leg?"
"You needn't eat the leg, Thompson. There's still plenty of good meat. Look at that arm."