Official Chav Thread.

cheddar cheese · Aug 22, 2005

jrk said:
i,m a 23% chav hate big brother apart from when the lasses get naked hate crazy frog hate chavs hate travelling through france and most of all hate 13 to 17 year olds that gather on street corners mouthing off at you while you walk by minding your own business.this is a common occurance in doncaster where myself and plan d are from.

most of the time they do it cos theyre either pissed stoned or brave in numbers.

I agree!

Hot Space · Aug 22, 2005

Or just a sad bunch of wankers. We don't get that many here

Hot Space

Nonskimmer · Aug 22, 2005

We get some, and like jrk says, they're mouthy when in groups. See how tough they are when they're alone or in pairs though. God, I hate punks.

Hot Space · Aug 22, 2005

Most of 'em just get a good slapping around here apart from some areas of the town.

Hot Space

plan_D · Aug 22, 2005

Most of them in Doncaster get beaten up all the time but they just don't learn.

GermansRGeniuses · Aug 22, 2005

If I ever (and I hopefully will) go to England, I'll have to work out prior. Can't miss participating in the great sport of chav slapping.

cheddar cheese · Aug 22, 2005

They're everywhere, you dont need to plan.

the lancaster kicks ass · Aug 22, 2005

god i hate chavs

phew, glad i got that outta my system.........

cheddar cheese · Aug 22, 2005

Me too. To hell with chavs. Fuck the lot of them, then lock them in a huge warehouse with all their little chav cars running, so they all suffocate.
I know someone who isnt a chav. but wants to be one.

jrk · Aug 22, 2005

plan_D said:
Auckley. I know quite a few people from Rossington. One of the worse parts of Doncaster, I must say.

so you live in auckley now but where is your rightful birthplace?

oh by the way i hope youre not saying all the people from rossington are vermin.

plan_D · Aug 22, 2005

I was born in Dundee, Scotland. I live in Auckley now, yes, my dad was in the RAF - so RAF Finningley brought us here. I certainly am not saying all those in Rossington were vermin, just most of them.

You wouldn't need to work out GrG, they're all malnutritioned and like twigs.

cheddar cheese · Aug 22, 2005

the lancaster kicks ass · Aug 22, 2005

and do i know that person that wants to be a chav??

cheddar cheese · Aug 22, 2005

No...

Nonskimmer · Aug 22, 2005

That's a cool game board, CC.
About the only difference that I can tell with the North American variety of "chav" is that the ones here don't wear burberry. At least not that I've ever seen. They're every bit the scum though.

plan_D · Aug 22, 2005

On that Chavopoly it should be Carling, not Carlsberg. Carlsberg is a nice, decent beer. All the Chavs drink Carling which is dump.

Hot Space · Aug 22, 2005

Carlsberg is made about 1/2 mile from where I live so no Chavs can drink it here

Hot Space

jrk · Aug 23, 2005

nah just plant a bottle of battery acid in front of them when theyre stoned then voila.

were a bunch of chavs less in the world.

say 6 down 600 to go

plan_D · Aug 23, 2005

Someone should just unleash a poisoned heroine into the system. Many, many "poor souls" die of heroine over-dose and the country is better off for it.

mosquitoman · Aug 23, 2005

Hows about poisoning White Lightening, it'll work just as well

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