I have a better idea:
find a old barn that needs burned down...in that barn find a post that is still standing....take a wood spliting steel wedge and sledge hammer and start a split into the post, leaving the wedge in about 3-4 inches....tie a string around the head of this gutless wonders wang, pull the string through so the head is in, and knock out the wedge....supply a old dull knife and set fire to the barn....don't forget to take a good tool like the wedge and sledge hammer though....