many years ago there was a bar in chicago that had a life-sized pic of a totally nude male in the womens toilet. covering a strategic location was a hinged fig leaf. old-time patrons knew something about that leaf, i.e. it was hooked up to a fire-bell and flashing light system in the main bar. at least once a night a newbie would go in and.... some didn't come out for a hour or more
1. After a hard days hunting, Simba the Lion thankfully dropped his pack and gun, looking forward to a good nights rest, when he suddenly realised a German tourist had laid out a towel and staked a claim on his bed
2. Jimmy's long held conviction that 'a little p*ssy never hurt anyone' was about to be put to the test !
3. Growl...ROOAARRRRR....Hissssss.....Gnash Gnash.....GRRRRRR.....ROARRRRRR (roughly translated from Lionspeak = Dude...WTF are you doin on my bed with shorts on, and my latest copy of PlayLion ?)