Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2!

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:::::::::::police are warning all men::::::::::

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local
pubs to be on alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from
any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It
comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is
used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade
their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer
and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men
are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to
perform sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would
never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer, men often
awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them
the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "some
thing bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are
swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known
as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be
shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term
form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall
victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there
are male support groups where you can discuss the details of
your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men. For the
support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
phone book.
 
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BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...

GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: How soon??

BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon".
Teacher: "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil: "A teacher".

Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer: "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called
current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.
The others all died".

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

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LOL.

I've herad two fantstic jokes about Brezhnev recently.
The 1st one.

Comrade Leoind Ilyich Brezhnev is starting the opening ceremony of the XXII Summer Olympic Games in Moscow 1980. He stands on the tribune and reads:
"O... O... O... O..."
Suddenly a one of his flunkeys turns to him and whispers to his ear:
"Comrade Leoind Ilyich, you're not supposed to read that, that's an Olympic symbol!"

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Great, isn't it... It cracked me up when I heard that...
Here's the second one.

Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev disappears.
They seek for him all over the Soviet Union.
He's nowhere to be found.
Finally, they go to Chukotka, where they ask this old dyedushka:
"Comrade, haven't you seen our comrade Leonid Ilyich?"
He replies: "Nyet, but look, in this forest, there is a bear who is shi*ting medals for a week in a row!"

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Yes,it is :lol: :lol:
There is another one:
At the end of his life Leonid Brezhnev was like a terminator.If they put him the button down he was walking.
 
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